video; un: matsumoto

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[The feed starts, showing a rather buxom blonde who appears to be pouting at the device.]

Ehhh? I still think this is some sort of a joke. More like cruel and unusual punishment! And undeserved punishment too! The reports weren't that late... [By her standards.] And I don't want to go to any classes or do research. Is there someone else that can do that and given me a very short version of everything else...Taichoouuuu? I’m sorry? I’ll get right to those reports… in a bit? It’s not my fault the girls got in the way and knocked the ink over the paper! They have a mind of their own! I swear! Listen to them at night! They plot things!

[But those pale blue eyes turn away, and she frowns. She's not an idiot- lazy tendencies aside.]

Ne, but, this isn’t the human world, as it isn't the same as last time… and I might have been drinking a little bit of sake last night, but it wasn’t that much…

[But this is Rangiku. She can drink plenty of people under the table. She leans back a little, shinigami attire perhaps a little strange looking for some, although it may be familiar in style for others, and gives a flick of her hair over her shoulder.]

Oi, hello? Is there anyone out there? It would be pretty boring if there weren’t anyone else… That would mean I would have to talk to myself. I've never heard of a place called Prismatica, let alone a whole different planet... There better be sake here.

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But your hair can't be glossy and smooth and shiny with a bar of soap!

[It needs care and primping!]

Let me guess. You don't like being surprised either.

[peacewithouttyranny]

Depends if it's a harmless surprise or harmful surprise.

I do not mind the former

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But if you knew what type of a surprise it was to begin with, it wouldn't be a surprise.

[peacewithouttyranny]

I suppose it wouldn't. But generally, I don't mind surprises much.

Anyway, do you have any more questions? Ask away before I decide to get too drunk to text you back.

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So~ One drink from now and you're going to be useless?

[peacewithouttyranny]

I didn't say it's going to take one drink to get myself too drunk.

[Nah, more than just one.]

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Sure thing, Soap for the Hair.

[peacewithouttyranny]

Is that an insult?

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An observation?

[peacewithouttyranny]

[...]

I see. If that's all you need, I'll return to my drinks.

[Probably passed out until next morning or whatever]

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You'll eventually need to tell me your hair type so I can find you some suitable hair products!

[peacewithouttyranny]

[Hair... type? What? There are types??? Soundwave has no idea what the answer to that is and no doubt he won't in the future, soooo he switches to video instead, in hopes to answer that now.]

Does... this answer your question?

[The feed reveals a blue-haired young woman, face flushed, and messy long hair which looks like it's never seen a comb before.]

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Oi! Do you own a brush? Ne, you could probably use an oil treatment, and something for frizz control, and a nice conditioner to smooth it all down...

[peacewithouttyranny]

My roommate does, I think? [That answers a lot more than Soundwave would realize. The other suggestions after, though, gets her brows raising] Do I even need to do all of those? Sounds like such a hassle...

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Unless you are going for a ruffled badger look.

[peacewithouttyranny]

Well... no. I'll admit my appearance isn't... pretty today, but trust me I try to make myself look presentable. [Only when she gives a damn, sometimes.]

So, I still don't think I'll need to go through all that trouble if I could just brush my hair.

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Let me guess... With any ol' brush that you find...

[peacewithouttyranny]

... Yes?

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Your poor poor hair...

[peacewithouttyranny]

[........ She takes a sip of her drink first, and then huff. Normally Soundwave wouldn't care, but--]

If I let you "fix"- [Air quoted, even.] -my hair, will you not comment on it anymore?

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I promise!

[Although that doesn't say anything about anything else.]

[peacewithouttyranny]

[Another sigh.]

Then... I'll let you fix my hair, Miss...

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Rangiku. You can call me Rangiku.

[peacewithouttyranny]

Rangiku... I am Soundwave. It's a pleasure...

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It will be, especially after you see how nice your hair will be.