video; un: matsumoto

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[The feed starts, showing a rather buxom blonde who appears to be pouting at the device.]

Ehhh? I still think this is some sort of a joke. More like cruel and unusual punishment! And undeserved punishment too! The reports weren't that late... [By her standards.] And I don't want to go to any classes or do research. Is there someone else that can do that and given me a very short version of everything else...Taichoouuuu? I’m sorry? I’ll get right to those reports… in a bit? It’s not my fault the girls got in the way and knocked the ink over the paper! They have a mind of their own! I swear! Listen to them at night! They plot things!

[But those pale blue eyes turn away, and she frowns. She's not an idiot- lazy tendencies aside.]

Ne, but, this isn’t the human world, as it isn't the same as last time… and I might have been drinking a little bit of sake last night, but it wasn’t that much…

[But this is Rangiku. She can drink plenty of people under the table. She leans back a little, shinigami attire perhaps a little strange looking for some, although it may be familiar in style for others, and gives a flick of her hair over her shoulder.]

Oi, hello? Is there anyone out there? It would be pretty boring if there weren’t anyone else… That would mean I would have to talk to myself. I've never heard of a place called Prismatica, let alone a whole different planet... There better be sake here.

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[reachingfangs]

[ In some ways, Renji can sense that he's become deeply ensnared in the shenanigans that Rangiku usually ties up his fellow vice-captains in. It would probably have happened sooner or later but... he's not sure he likes that it's happening here.

He's thankful for her giving him some breathing room, though. Renji nods, leaning on the countertop. ]

Basically.

[ He takes another slow drink in silence, recalling that first night he put a damn hole in his bedroom wall when the antlers came in and he panicked. ]

Just be on your toes close to the 1st, 6th, and 11th. That's usually when they show up.

[ Another short pause, and then: ] ...Lemme know what you get.

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[She makes life interesting, or that is what she would claim. Sometimes, likely a little more troublesome, but believe it or not, she is someone good to have in your corner. If you can put up with a little bit of nonsense.

Finishing up her cup, she helps herself to another. No need to let it go to waste, right? No point in saving it either, unless the place suddenly went dry, as then it might be another story. She does casually sip it, leaning off the pestering to nod.]

I suppose that's easy enough to remember.

[It's almost like waiting for a surprise, although Rangiku isn't certain that it will be a surprise that she wants. It's not like she has any frame of knowledge for it, thinking it can't be that bad, whatever it actually does, and she's been through worse, no?

But he sets her up so nicely, and she debates for all of half a second of letting him get away with it, but she's been nice for, what, two minutes?]

If I am showing you mine, you gotta show me yours.

[Using the term show loosely, although perhaps not with her.]

[reachingfangs]

[ Renji can put up with an unbelievable amount of nonsense, as evidenced by how he doesn't do more than blush luminescently as Rangiku once again lays another double entendre on him. So this deepening friendship better be worth it... ]

S-Sure...

[ Renji tries to cover the red flooding right back onto his face by knocking back another drink only to find that it's empty. So he sheepishly puts his glass down with a clink and rubs his temples, half-hiding his face behind his hand. ]

Mine ain't that interesting, though. Just get deer horns.

[ And a sometimes all-consuming heat but... let's not... talk about that............. ]

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[As easy as that, is it? She does give a little blink at how swiftly he rolled over and agreed. But she would be lying if she said that she wasn't interested in knowing what she may or may not be in store for.

Yet, he does stammer, and there is colouration to his cheeks, which makes her wonder if there is more to what he is saying, or just embarrassed to talk about it. Of course he does speak and she could go with the so you're horny, but maybe he's heard that before anyway, and she moves to fill his cup again, whether he wants it or not, and now she's not even trying.]

So you wake up with an impressive rack?

[reachingfangs]

[ Honestly, Renji hasn't heard a ton of innuendo about his horns, so when he makes an exasperated groan at Rangiku's question, it's more because he can see that his future is going to be chock full of... suggestive content. How Hisagi and Kira are able to function, he doesn't know. Or well, he has one idea.

Renji sighs, taking the bottle to pour himself another drink. ]

Not as impressive as yours, Matsumoto-san.

[ Renji's halfway to filling his glass when he realizes he said that out loud and just. Buries his face in his hand.

He can die right now. Goodbye cruel world. Ichigo couldn't do it, Byakuya couldn't do it, Aizen couldn't do it. But here Rangiku is, slayer of Renjis. ]

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[Function is the key word, or maybe lack thereof. And he's clearly starting to understand that, as there is a reason they are often twitching on the floor after spending an evening drinking with Rangiku. Shuuhei may have surpassed her in his alleged bankai, but she could still out drink him.

Renji too, it seems.

The pause is long, drawn out, as she blinks at him, before her laughter resounds, tittering. Oh, sorry, but she will be getting him drunk again, if it makes his lips loose. Who knows what other fun things she can worm out of him.]

Thank you~ Although nothing's as impressive as mine.