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[kingfuckboy]

[ A video comes on, and in the frame is - what may seem to be a familiar face. Now, he looks a bit different from the last time he appeared. Instead of the rabbit and deer features, he now has pointed black ears and a fluffy tail that barely appears in frame. He is fully dressed this time, but he comes bearing what he thinks to be an important question. ]

So...I need some advice. I'm Sanguis and now I need a new bed and mattress.

[ A long huff. ]

Because mine are totally done for. Like destroyed. Casser sa pipe. I had no idea something like that would happen even though I knew I was stronger.

So, I'm taking recommendations. I'll tell them you sent me, maybe they'll give you a discount or something.

Until then, I'm sleeping on my couch. So the sooner the better, I guess.

Comments

[getstoned]

Oh yeah? Were you rasslin' with another sanguis?

Definitely go for mahogany, none of that weak ass pine or metal.

[kingfuckboy]

Nope. Not a Sanguis, though easily as strong as I am when I'm Sanguis and I broke a couple other things.

Mahogany. Oh, I think this one was probably pine, so definitely agree. I mean, if I had known it'd break that easily, I probably wouldn't even enter the bedroom.

[getstoned]

Impressive, sounds like you had a real fun night of it.

Hey, sometimes the unexpected happens. I haven't had to deal with this particular issue, but then again I haven't been wrestling down any sanguis either.

[kingfuckboy]

Yeah, despite the bed. You'd think given the moons, they'd go with something less fragile.

Well, I had been Iris before this month. It's not like I'm used to being able to rip out door knobs and stuff like that.

[getstoned]

You would think, but maybe they couldn't imagine some of us would just go wild with everything I guess.

For real? The puppy look really suits you tho, so the change isn't so bad. Just like a big adjustment.

[kingfuckboy]

...I guess so.

Haha, you're not the first person to say it. It's not a big deal, but they're pretty different in how they feel.