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[kingfuckboy]

[ A video comes on, and in the frame is - what may seem to be a familiar face. Now, he looks a bit different from the last time he appeared. Instead of the rabbit and deer features, he now has pointed black ears and a fluffy tail that barely appears in frame. He is fully dressed this time, but he comes bearing what he thinks to be an important question. ]

So...I need some advice. I'm Sanguis and now I need a new bed and mattress.

[ A long huff. ]

Because mine are totally done for. Like destroyed. Casser sa pipe. I had no idea something like that would happen even though I knew I was stronger.

So, I'm taking recommendations. I'll tell them you sent me, maybe they'll give you a discount or something.

Until then, I'm sleeping on my couch. So the sooner the better, I guess.

Comments

[kingfuckboy]

[ Amused laugh ]

Why would I need something like that~?

[ playful hum ]

I haven't been Sanguis the whole time. It can change.

[axemeaquestion]

Becaaaaause you would be slightly less likely to destroy your next mattress?

What do you mean?

[kingfuckboy]

I was Iris up until the first of this month. So...that can change.

[axemeaquestion]

... Huh. I didn't know that was a thing.

[kingfuckboy]

I just found out it was, too. Surprise!