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[nobodylikeshim]

Hmmm. 🤔 🤨 😐

Anyone up for a dark ritual to summon unholy creatures? 😈 👿 👹

You know. For funsies.

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[telltaleschemer]

First of all: that's very ambiguous. You're not thinking of a specific unholy creature to summon are you?

[nobodylikeshim]

Do I have to be? Σ(⭐️￣。￣💧ﾉ)

[telltaleschemer]

Being specific tends to lend credence to the idea.

As it appears right now it seems like this post was made out of boredom and not because you would genuinely like to summon anything.

[nobodylikeshim]

Meh.

To be honest, it's out of boredom and wanting to do it. (⭐️￢ ￢💧)

[telltaleschemer]

So it's really "just because"?

For something that has criminal intent that's really boring.

[nobodylikeshim]

Yes, it is.

I'm sorry that I don't have deeper reasoning. (⭐️.❛ ᴗ ❛.💧)

[telltaleschemer]

You've gotten a lot of responses opposing you at any rate...
Of course, you would with the current political climate. Even if the bait is obvious. But I'm certain you knew that when you posted.

[tl;dr you are just trolling, aren't you, internet stranger?]

[nobodylikeshim]

That's just how people are.
More or less, I figured that'd be the response.
But..... it gives people something different to talk about, huh?

Because ... this is just how things were going to go, anyway. :P

[telltaleschemer]

Is that so? You still find it worth doing when the outcome is already known?

[nobodylikeshim]

Well, of course.
Because something might happen that I didn't expect.

The spice of life is doing something knowing what the outcome might be and being pleasantly surprised when it doesn't happen like you thought.

[telltaleschemer]

...
You're exactly right, surprisingly.
A surprising twist makes for a captivating story in the end.

Not that I'm encouraging you to hold a dark ritual to summon some demon. I don't believe that you actually intended to do that in the first place.

[nobodylikeshim]

Right?

Well, Anon, you don't really know me. I absolutely intend to do it, if I can find the means to do it. :P

We have some disaster happening every so often... why can't we be the disaster for once?

[telltaleschemer]

Well... That is true. I don't know you. Still.
Do you even know how to?

That's a poetic sentiment even if it's also needlessly violent. Is all this because you resent our lack of agency here?

anon

[huaisang]

Maybe this is helping to fill the boring void in their life?

[telltaleschemer]

Everyone has their own way of dealing with boredom.
For some that means posting inflammatory questions to the network during a time of unease.

lmao alkjsdjklaja i love you i can't even with poe

[huaisang]

What would be your preferred method? Arson?

[telltaleschemer]

Arson? Heavens, no. I'd say that the authorities here are competent enough to chase down most illegal activity.

I just think that if someone it going to cause chaos it's a waste to have no rhyme nor reason for it.

[nobodylikeshim]

[ This bitch. ]

[telltaleschemer]

[Hisoka isn't the only person who is bored.]

[nobodylikeshim]

[ ;A; Summon demons for no good reason, then (no). ]

[telltaleschemer]

[That might be good inspiration for a story actu- wait no, he's got to hard pass this time around.]

[huaisang]

[ wheezes ]

[huaisang]

Surely, there must be someone clever enough! Maybe that person is you, friend.

Agreed. I like my chaos to have a little order.

[telltaleschemer]

You're not trying to encourage me to break the laws now, are you?

[HE COULD.]

Because it's far more thrilling exposing criminals than it is being one.

[huaisang]

I encourage nothing, you may interpret the words to your liking~


Oh, you're one of those cop types. Too good, too pure for this world.