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Hmmm. 🤔 🤨 😐

Anyone up for a dark ritual to summon unholy creatures? 😈 👿 👹

You know. For funsies.

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In some stories, huh.

Let's summon your cartoon guy, then!

And, I do!! When Rohan-sensei is around, things are fun.

I don't have specific knowledge about summoning things, you know.

I'm mostly just mentioning what I've seen in other media.

And I'm bored.

........

Hey, hey, wanna get freaky instead?

[ He loves being the worst person Rohan knows. ]

Why do you have to say it like that?!

I'm sorry.

Would you like to make love and cuddle???

Somehow you made it worse.

[ THE WORST ]

You can come over, though. I have nothing going on.

I've become a booty call. I'm touched!

Aren't you the lucky one?

So are you coming over to relieve my boredom or not?

I'm coming, I'm coming.

:) ;P

You can come right in, door's unlocked.

But I like going through the window.

I already know you're coming over, though. What's the point?

I might still be able to startle you. What if I tackle you as I'm jumping in? ;) ;)

Are you seriously considering tackling me? Maybe I'll uninvite you now.

Edited 2020-04-27 04:32 (UTC)

That wouldn't be very cash money of you.

What?

Hm?

I don't care how cool or uncool it is of me to uninvite you, for your info.

But what if it makes me sad if you uninvite me?

What? I don't care.

Edited 2020-05-01 16:03 (UTC)

I'LL CRY BIG, BIG TEARS, ROHAN-SENSEI.

I don't know how much more clearly I can say this:

I don't care.

I don't know why you think threatening tears will actually change how I feel about it.

I am slightly offended, but also quite excited by your response.

I really love you, Rohan-sensei.

No, you don't.

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nobodylikeshim - 2020-05-13 16:14 (UTC) - Expand

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