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[nobodylikeshim]

Hmmm. 🤔 🤨 😐

Anyone up for a dark ritual to summon unholy creatures? 😈 👿 👹

You know. For funsies.

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[whitehairedprettyboy]

Free chroma?

[ On the one hand, he doesn't know that he wants to blab out all his life's issues to a stranger of questionable sanity, especially one who apparently ships him and Shendu (which, let him reiterate: gross). On the other hand... free chroma. ]

Well, if you're offering... I suppose I could give it a shot. Shall we meet up somewhere?

[nobodylikeshim]

Yes-yes!!

Dealer's choice. That is if we go where I WANT to go, you might not like it! Let's have it be somewhere your comfortable with so I can hear all the details of you being possessed. :) :) :)

[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ ...

He can already tell he's made a terrible decision. ]

How do you feel about tea?

[ He provides the location of a nearby tea shop, a favorite of his which sells one of the closest things he's found to Earl Grey on this culture-less excuse for a planet. ]

And merely out of curiosity, do you have a proper name by which I should refer to you, Mr. Bungeegum?

[nobodylikeshim]

I don't mind tea.

[ He smiles at the idea of having this sort of talk in a quaint little tea shop. His fox ears wiggle a little as he laughs. ]

I do have a proper name. Well, it's a name. Only a few people call it proper. Anyway, it's Hisoka. Hisoka the Magician.

[ Yes, his name is "Sneaky" the Magician. Amazing. ]

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[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ Unfortunately, Valmont doesn't know Japanese, so the warning in his new friend's name goes unheeded. ]

Very well, Mr. Hisoka. You may call me Valmont, by the way. I suppose I shall see you there.

[ And he heads to the tea shop to await their rendezvous. Even if this man is as obnoxious in person as he seems over the network, at least he'll get a decent cup of tea out of the deal. ]

[nobodylikeshim]

Okaaaay, Mr. Valmont.

[ He happily goes to the tea shop. Who knew asking for help in summoning demons would end with finding someone fun to chat with? Well, he knew he might get at least that, or maybe someone would threaten to kill him. Either way, he hoped to luck out somewhere in his post. ]

... ah. [ Hisoka is able to find Valmont and waves in greeting. His fox ears wiggle like they're also waving at him. ] Hiiii.