audio | writing this post made me want pie

[spah]

[what's up everybody, your texan boy is here

the audio starts with a telltale flick of a lighter, followed not long after by an exhale from the first drag of a cigarette]

You know what's a damn shame?

I been here a year and I still ain't found anywhere that makes decent pecan pie.

I know I can always make my own. Reckon I can't complain too much about not findin' hometown cookin' on an alien planet, but... mhn. Still miss that diner down on 71 towards Austin. Mateo made pie so good you'd climb a dang power pole for seconds.

General poll, 'cause I got nothin' better to do. You miss any kinda food from home? Diner cookin', mama's cookin', anything.

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[uncleasshole]

Well, thanks for reminding me about how badly I want a goddamn garbage plate.

[spah]

... Huh. I ain't had one of those since I went to a robotics competition with Rochester IT.

Now I want one too.

[uncleasshole]

Right? Only been to Rochester a couple of times but you bet your ass I stopped for one every time.

Shit, these Prismal assholes already hate me. I might as well commit one more crime against nature.

Although now that I think about it, I never actually got to try the pies in Georgia.

[spah]

I only had it the once... what, fifteen years ago? But hell, I'd go for it again. If you've pissed folks off already, though, you might as well go for it.

[dell you literally killed a guy here]

Georgia? Oh, yeah. Pie in Georgia's somethin' else. Don't hold a candle to Texas, but I'm biased.

[uncleasshole]

Exactly. These guys already want to hate us, might as well at this point.

Yeah, you sound like it. Bias is funny like that, though. Wouldn't go back to New York for anything, but garbage plates? Hell yeah, I'm in.

[spah]

I was talking about you specifically, but go all out if it suits ya.

[says local man who's not too bothered about the state of things

minus, like, the guy he killed]

Ain't much of a New York man myself. But I'll give credit where credit's due. Pizza ain't half bad either.

You could probably make yourself something, if it helps any.