text; un: weiwuxian

[resurging]

question: if you were, hypothetically, to trap a spirit in an inanimate object, how would you go about it?

[ this post was brought to you by: horror movie nights with the nephew! hooray! ]

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what about a stoppered jar? so you can just let the spirit out whenever you like. but they have to be tethered so they can be sealed again.

what if you trap the spirit in food, though?

[inheritedpain]

i'm not going to carry some jar around like a drunk

if

if you ate food with a spirit in it




do


do you become possessed???

[resurging]

okay okay not a jar, then. a mirror? what about a comb? how small can you make things before they're too small to be possessed?

what if you possess a grain of sand?




do you have to eat the entire thing to be possessed, or do you just end up with part of a spirit in you?

what if you have to relieve yourself

does the spirit just

leave???

[inheritedpain]

if you put it in a mirror could it make faces at you
are y

are you going to make a tiny miniature mirror

what about a ring

i think a grain of sand would be too easy to lose



i don't know I DON'T KNOW I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE

i think it would stay with you though, wouldn't it?? like

you absorb the parts of the food that are good for you

release the rest

the spirit would want to stay with the good parts, right??

[resurging]

...we're going to find a spirit and eat it
we have to know
would you absorb their powers too?
would they take over your body too?
what if you killed a cultivator who's better than you and then ate their spirit?
would it be the same as eating their golden core?
can you even eat a golden core

help me steal one of jiang cheng's hairpieces

[consignation]

THIS IS A PUBLIC FORUM

[resurging]

fine fine fine

can i borrow one of your hairpieces

[consignation]

WHAT PART OF EVER HAVING KNOWN ME MAKES YOU THINK I'D SAY YES??
NO ONE IS EATING ANY SPIRITS
I WILL WHIP BOTH OF YOU WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIVES
YOU WILL BECOME THE SPIRITS!!!!

[resurging]

so you'll test the array?
jiang cheng, work with me here
this is for knowledge

[consignation]

WHY!!!
WHY DO YOU NEED THIS KNOWLEDGE
FOR WHAT REASON
COULD YOU POSSIBLY
WEI WUXIAN!!!

[resurging]

I WANT TO UNDERSTAND HOW SPIRITS WORK!
NOT JUST EXORCISING THEM
WHAT MAKES THEM THE WAY THEY ARE?
WHY DO SOME FIND PEACE AND SOME DON'T?

WE COULD CHANGE THE CULTIVATION WORLD WITH THAT KNOWLEDGE

[consignation]

WE UNDERSTAND PLENTY
WE UNDERSTAND JUST ENOUGH TO MAKE THEM MOVE THE FUCK ON
WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED
BINDING A SPIRIT TO AN OBJECT
IS THE
OPPOSITE
OF EXORCISING IT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE THIS MORE CLEAR
WHY DO YOU EVEN NEED THIS EXPLAINED TO YOU

[inheritedpain]

the only spirits here are like
people ones
i know i looked and i don't think we should eat them

i doN'T WANT TO BE POSSESSED
HOW DID WE START TALKING ABOUT THIS

what



what would a golden core even taste like if you could eat it



and i'm pretty sure uncle is already going to break my legs

1/2

[resurging]

we're cultivators i can heal you

[resurging]

alright i'm going to look for a spirit we can eat
i'm leaving the arrays to you

i trust you, jin ling!

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[inheritedpain]

[ FORGOING TEXT ]

Don't you dare leave me here!!

Are you trying to get me killed??

[resurging]

I'm not leaving you behind! You're not gonna die, shhh, Wei Wuxian has got this.

Jiang Cheng won't go for your face, don't worry. I know this!

[inheritedpain]

[ #SUPREMEDOUBT ]

No!! You're staying here!! You can find a spirit online!

[ Just going to wrap himself around Wei Wuxian and latch on like a koala TRY TO GET RID OF HIM NOW ]

[resurging]

But it's not the same as looking for one in person! The spirits here know how to write!

[just two drunk losers in a pile on the floor... nothing to see here...]

[inheritedpain]

[ He just clings harder. ]

If you try to leave me here right now I'll-- I'll -- I'll bite you!!

[ who ever let them consume alcohol ]