text; un: weiwuxian

[resurging]

question: if you were, hypothetically, to trap a spirit in an inanimate object, how would you go about it?

[ this post was brought to you by: horror movie nights with the nephew! hooray! ]

Comments

[inheritedpain]

what kind of friend of my uncles are you that you think it would be okay to call me delicious!!

and which both

[menaces]

thats
that's a problem you have?
i say both your uncles and you
need more clarification?
kid are you okay

[inheritedpain]

i have more than two uncles!!

normally i'd assume you meant my sect leader uncles but you're talking to the one who isn't, so you can't mean both of them!!

[menaces]

hm well
if you're that insightful let's try it another way
which two uncles am i most likely to be talking about
while also calling you delicious
a little snack

[inheritedpain]

how am i supposed to know

maybe you're just really into the idea of being murdered

[menaces]

i mean yeah but that's a separate point entirely

[inheritedpain]

pretty sure all of my uncles would murder you for calling me a snack

[menaces]

mm pretty sure just the one im not friends with
wei ying's really bad at killing people don't let the extremely false rumors fool you
and lianfang-zun
would probably just pour himself a drink because that's not even the worst thing i've said to him today

[inheritedpain]

[ well apparently he's going to have SOMETHING to say to his uncles, what the fuck ]

who the hell are you!