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[sarcaskick]

okay so i've been here a while and it's been pretty great ngl

very physical

super fun

but i need some new hobbies. sparring's great and all but nothing's scratching the itch like it used to, and i think i'm getting bored. me and bored are not a good mix.

so

what do you people do

if you're going to suggest reading you can just keep scrolling because i'm seriously not interested, would rather die

Comments

[sarcaskick]

you know there's a word for when your top hobby is drinking booze, right?

[titillation]

fun :)

[BECAUSE THAT IS TOTALLY THE WORD, RIGHT.]

[sarcaskick]

yeah, sure. that's definitely what i was thinking.

so is that it? the extent of your personality is "i drink"?

[titillation]

[Sometimes playing blonde helps her~]

says the one who spars~ i should probably introduce you to my captain.

If he was here

[sarcaskick]

you get more out of a spar than a bottle

in my expert opinion

but all shit-talking aside a drink here and there is plenty fun

[titillation]

unless you're using my blade... she's whiny and doesn't like to work.

[Which likely sounds a lot like her owner...]

[sarcaskick]

drinking and fighting? that's definitely not a dangerous combination at all.

[titillation]

tell that to the 11th.

[sarcaskick]

you'd have to introduce me to the 1st through 10th before that

aka

i have no idea what the 11th that you're talking about is

[titillation]

can't

they arent here

although that might be a good thing