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[sarcaskick]

okay so i've been here a while and it's been pretty great ngl

very physical

super fun

but i need some new hobbies. sparring's great and all but nothing's scratching the itch like it used to, and i think i'm getting bored. me and bored are not a good mix.

so

what do you people do

if you're going to suggest reading you can just keep scrolling because i'm seriously not interested, would rather die

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[unhappy]

So, what do you want to do?

[sarcaskick]

what happened to tricking people into eating hot peppers? are you too buddy-buddy with weiss to go after her now?

[unhappy]

I set her up for the thing that annoyed you to want her to go after
it's like you're coming for me by proxy
also she can totally read this, it's public

[sarcaskick]

you think she's going to come onto my post and read through everything that i've talked to people about?

like

seriously?

[unhappy]

idk her that well but even if she doesn't, first point still stands.

[sarcaskick]

trust me, your influence on her is just one point of many that makes her a good target to me

[unhappy]

ok if i help you get weiss
you have to help me get ren

[sarcaskick]

oh i'm totally down for getting them both
i don't even count that as doing you a favor, that's just a good time

[unhappy]

Ok good
He didn't do anything but it needs to happen.

[ Because she kissed him. :') So she needs to get.. revenge is that how that works?

..She's definitely going to need to sneak something into Merc's food too ]

[sarcaskick]

we don't need an excuse
you know that

[unhappy]

Oh so nothing ever happened between you and Weiss worth teasing her over huh?

[ nothing that her bringing mercury up results in "Please don't remind me that he still exists." ]

[sarcaskick]

that's a strange phrasing to pull out of nowhere

[unhappy]

I tried to question her about something and she avoided the topic very suspiciously.

[ Granted they were on the run from bananas but Emerald made a note to follow up. ]

[sarcaskick]

well

i promised not to tell

but you're not an idiot

you can puzzle it out

[unhappy]

Uh huh
No wonder you're so into trying to torment her

[sarcaskick]

don't kink-shame

[unhappy]

what if my kink is kink shaming