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[Manuela turns on the video and carefully sets up the device to be balanced on something. You can see she's sitting in a hallway on a couch with no cushions. She looks as amazing as ever. Makeup done to perfection, the slit of her dress riding up just right, the dip of the front showing off an excellent amount of cleavage. She's living her best life with a glass of wine in hand.]

You know, dears. If anyone is looking for a maid, I have just the person for you. I've really never seen anyone more thorough.

[Reaching over, she turns the camera to show that the hallway is filled with furniture. All stripped down. All looking like they've been thoroughly cleaned. She keeps turning it until she shows the way into Sylvain's doorway where he's on his hands and knees scrubbing furiously at the floor of the entryway.]

Just mention you left a tiny bit of dirt somewhere and this handsome young man will deep clean an entire apartment.

[She brings it back around to her, looking smug as she sips at her wine. Even without all the details it's pretty clear Manuela is the one who told him she slipped dirt into his place and sent him into this cleaning frenzy.]

I will warn you though... Don't bother trying to distract him with how lovely you are while he's cleaning. He will prioritize it over you.

[Okay the bitterness to her tone MIGHT suggest what happened here. But she smiles and winks.]

Call me if you need all that extra help. I'm so happy to be his manager.

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[Poor Sylvain.]

I'm sure he didn't mean to offend you, Manuela.

[This is truly Something. But while Hilda should probably, you know, say hello—]

It looked like he missed a spot? Tell him to go a liiiiiittle more to the left.

[You get such a sour look for that, Atsushi.]

Oh, he had no problem offending me even when he was aware he was doing so.

Would you rather he clean up now and get it out of the way or be thinking about how dirty the place is while he's with you? I'd think the second one would be more offensive.

[Oh she loves the sound of that.]

Sylvain dear, you missed a spot a little more to the left. There it is, dear.

Why thank you. And how are you doing, Hilda?

Today is revenge for the other day actually. And I would much rather the latter when I am in heat.

Ah. Well. That is a bit rude of him, yes. But still, I think this is a bit excessive...?

Not in the slightest. This is well deserved for telling me to satisfy myself until he was done cleaning my place.

[...he's seen Manuela's place, though.]

I suppose it's not really my business.

[read: I probably would not have done the same thing but if someone were completely unable to get it up in your mess of a house I would understand that.]

[Cue an indecipherable sound of despair. Time to redo the whole entryway from the beginning!]

[Atsushi, her place has been flawless lately!]

Not if you would like to take his side in this.

[OFFENDED.]

[And who do you think is responsible for that?? It's Sylvain.]

Sorry. I do feel for you, but...

[ He honestly doesn't know which of them is more distracting -both for differing yet very questionable reasons. Where does he even start? ]

I usually punished him with laps and stable-cleaning.
What did he do?

[ He's just... trying not to be too amused at Sylvain's expense. ]

... I'm glad he seems to be focusing on some things that aren't pleasant distractions for once.

Not that it is right to ignore you, of course... but it would mean more in a better environment, would it not?

[ Appreciation in a clean room is better than a messy one! ]

[Hearing Manuela forward her sterling advice fills Hilda's heart with joy, tyty. The chaotic energy these two bring...]

Oh, I'm fine. I'd ask how you are, but it looks like you're having fun! [A pointed pause.] Now, anyway.

[THERE ARE TIMES TO WAIT.]

Ugh. You sound like Hanneman.

[SHE SURE DOES HANG UP.]

[Ah... delicious. She's going to roast him for this later.]

Much more fun now, yes. Thank you for noticing. How have you been settling in? If you have time we should have tea later. My treat.

He thought he should clean my place when I was in heat and informed me that I should play with myself until he was done.

Considering I am those pleasant distractions, I should take offense to that. But I will let it slide today.

[For...reasons.]

And not when I am in heat, dear. And especially not when he tells me to play with toys until he's done.

In heat...?

Then he's there because-

Oh.

[ Don't mind him, he's slow. ]

[ Oh, Sylvain, this was a lighter death sentence than what most would have given him. ]

In that case, he can clean Dimitri's, Ashe's, and Felix's apartments next.
Professor's orders.

[Ashe didn't know what Sylvain did to get in trouble in this world too, but it had to be something for him to be cleaning so thoroughly.]

I don't need a maid, though I am curious about what did Sylvain do?

What a good idea. I will have to make that happen and call you up if there are issues.

That happened several days ago, dear. Now that the moon cycles are done I have time to focus.

Informed me that I should play with myself while I was in heat so he could clean my room.

Followed by organizing my fridge, shining Dimitri's boots and sword, sorting my bait and tackle box
then Seteth's.
The cats need their litter box changed and their claws trimmed.

[ He can go on forever. Stop him when it's too much. ]

Oh...I...hmm...

[Ashe learned a few things just in that statement alone.]

I'm sure Sylvain had a reason for why he didn't help right at that moment. Maybe he can help you take care of that next time?

[It didn't sound like Sylvain to pass up a moment like that, unless there was a something he really had to do. He didn't imagine it would be cleaning Manuela's room.]

Oh the only reason he had was that he wanted to clean the floor. So he can clean his place of the "dirt" I hid there.

[She didn't actually. She just knows how he gets with it.]

We'll easily have him busy for a couple days at this rate.

[The problem is that Manuela is not so secretly a sadist.]

I could always help with your apartment at least
if you're still feeling uncomfortable.

[ That way Sylvain will at least be temporarily free to focus his attention elsewhere. ]

Was there something on the floor to stop him?

[Honestly, Ashe is surprised that Sylvain turned down Manuela to clean. He didn't imagine Sylvain to be so thorough in his cleaning either. There's a lot he's learning about today.

Hiding dirt in his place, really Manuela?]

Well, when he's finished I can take care of dinner for him.

[He hoped he wouldn't be cleaning too long.]

Of course I have time! Tea with you sounds lovely—and it feels like I haven't seen you in forever.

[Something, something, timelines, but Hilda is skipping right over that? Head hurty. She is here to cause problems, so please accept this thoughtful hum.]

We really do have so much to catch up on... and if we serve ourselves, we might forget all about the tea? Let it steep way too long while we talk...

[😇😇😇]

[ Look he kind of had no idea Sylvain and Manuela were... like that, okay. ]

I... I see.

[ SYLVAIN EVEN MANUELA???? ]

Then he should be attending to you appropriately. Cleaning can wait if you're in need.

[She looks so amused.]

Hilda, would you like me to make you something else instead?

My apartment just had some dirt in it! I was making a garden in one of the rooms and things were just a little messy for a bit.

[What's wrong with that? HUFF. Though...]

But I suppose having help to sort things out a bit would be nice.

[Surprise! They also talk about you when they cuddle, Dimitri. She's learned...a lot.]

You see? You understand! Ugh. It was awful! So this is just a little bit of revenge for neglecting me in my time of need.

Of course not. It was just a little dirt. There was nothing to stop us from enjoying ourselves first.

[She sips at her martini.]

Oh he's going to be busy for a couple of days now. The dear professor has offered a few other places for him to also clean.

So this is what you’ve been up to.

[Seeing Sylvain like this is, quite honestly, a very special joy to her, though.]

How the mighty have fallen...Do remind me not to get on your bad side, Professor Manuela.

It's generally considered unwise to get on my bad side. Some people just don't learn that lesson right away.

And how have you been dear?

I’d expect nothing less.

I’m afraid life for me here has yet to feel any easier, and there are still precious few I find myself comfortable around.

Unfortunately I’m in no position to enjoy idle pranks.

[A pity, because this is pretty great.]

Prank? Is someone pranking you, Edelgard?

[Surely you're not suggesting this is a prank, Edelgard. This very carefully thought out and planned vengeance.]

Most people value their heads, so thankfully not.

...Have I misinterpreted this arrangement?

[Look, as long as this isn’t a weird sexual thing or something.]

Why not use the outdoor garden on the rooftop? Better lighting.

[ And also less reason to mess her place up even more. ]

[ Byleth will shake his head at him. Why is he so dense about these things? ]

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