竈門 炭治郎 .Kamado Tanjiro. (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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prismatica2020-04-22 05:47 pm
zutsuki) wrote in prismatica2020-04-22 05:47 pm
video; un: hinokami
[He's still not great at texting, so he had Gintoki give him some guidance on how to do some fancier technological things. He probably wouldn't remember how to do it again, but he manages a video broadcast that is hidden from one specific Lunatian resident-- Hashibira Inosuke. He's quiet at first, sitting with a silly grin on his face. He waves.]
I have a special announcement! It's my friend's birthday-- I'm sure at least some of you have met him. Hashibira Inosuke, the one that runs around without a shirt and wears a boar mask!
[He holds up a sign he's drawn crudely.]
I had someone teach me how to make this post so he can't see it, but it would mean a lot to me if you guys could wish him well today! He really likes food and fighting, so if anybody wants to wrestle a guy I can tell you where to find him. Be careful though, he takes fighting super seriously and is pretty strong! He'll mostly listen if you set rules though. I think. [He frowns.]
...if you find him and wanna fight, maybe tell me so I can make him listen, actually.
I have a special announcement! It's my friend's birthday-- I'm sure at least some of you have met him. Hashibira Inosuke, the one that runs around without a shirt and wears a boar mask!
[He holds up a sign he's drawn crudely.]
I had someone teach me how to make this post so he can't see it, but it would mean a lot to me if you guys could wish him well today! He really likes food and fighting, so if anybody wants to wrestle a guy I can tell you where to find him. Be careful though, he takes fighting super seriously and is pretty strong! He'll mostly listen if you set rules though. I think. [He frowns.]
...if you find him and wanna fight, maybe tell me so I can make him listen, actually.
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The reason for his reaction is mostly because, quite simply, he cannot predict this person. Normally, he is quite amused with the people that he can't predict. He thinks that it's fun, because they're the volatile sort. But if he were to go into a fight with them, if he was to drag them down so that they'd want to kill him, he could anticipate what they would do. In short, he could break their spirits completely and utterly -- he could see their pained faces and smile happily at their ruined selves before he finally lets them taste death.
This boy -- he doesn't think he'd be able to do that. That's the first person he's met that he is certain of that. The strength of the person doesn't matter; this person doesn't necessarily have to be strong, but Hisoka has met someone that he doesn't want to fight. ]
Ah.......... that's really sweet of you.
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[He smiles, shaking his head again.]
I disagree, but I appreciate the sentiment. I have my own battles to fight, and it isn't fair to lay claim selfishly to battles others should be give or allowed to participate in. [Absolutely sickeningly sweet.]
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Right, right...
[ Hey, let's test something. ]
What if someone wanted to kill Inosuke?
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[He laughs-- the sound is a touch strained, but he looks relatively sincerely amused.] It would really depend on the person. He's really skilled, in a lot of ways and a lot of ways people don't expect, so he'd be a challenge to take down. [He looks directly at Hisoka, then, a sugary sweet smile on his face. It's a bit of a farce-- he knows exactly what he's doing asking this question.] And you're his friend, anyway, right? You'd help keep him safe.
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THIS. IS. FINE. ]
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[ He tosses in a good-natured laugh. ]
I just wanted to make sure that you were prepared in case something like that happens. Sometimes... there are quite dangerous things that spring up. I wouldn't want you to be unaware of them, Tanjiro.
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Oh, definitely not. I mean, you know we slay demons for a living, back home. I might be young, but I'm usually pretty good at knowing what's up. [Except for now. He can't figure this guy out.] You're awful worried about it, though, did someone say something?
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... I guess a few people seemed to wish ill on him. I think it's mostly just because he can be a little loud and that gets on people's nerves. [ TOTALLY. THE. ONLY. REASON. ] I don't know if anyone would feel pushed to actually kill him.
But you never know.
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[He hums, nodding, fiddling with something off-screen that mostly serves to let him look away from the video for a moment.]
Mm-hmm, he does get kind of loud. But I think anyone who would try to hurt a kid just for being loud isn't anything to worry about. [He looks back up.] Especially not since he has friends like us, right?
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Especially not... you're right... we wouldn't allow it.
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[He smiles with all his sickeningly pure sweetness-- he practically glitters.] Thank you, Hisoka-san! It means a lot to me to have someone else worry about my friends.
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Yes, I'll worry about them. I'll watch over them. I'll ensure that they're safe. Yes, I'll do all of those things... I just can't not get involved.
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I'm the same way.
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[ Time to bail. ]
Well... I am going to go. You have a nice birthday with my precious Inosuke.
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[But he actually only kind of realizes he's unsettled the dude. Dingus Extraordinaire, really. He waves, smiling.] Okay! I'll tell him you said hello and Happy Birthday, Hisoka-san.
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It actually looks wry.
And the feed disconnects. ]