un: yoohyun ( text )

[hynobius]

How many of you are aware that you're capable of using certain types of elemental magic depending on your moon?
More specifically, how many of you can actually properly use it without harming yourselves or others?

I'm aware that there's no status window within this world to check up on skills and what not, but that's hardly an excuse for a few of you. By this time more than a handful of you should have "awakened" in a sense.
If you're having a hard time mastering it, no matter how minor, I don't mind helping.

[ He's trying to be nice, especially when he's been told to get along well with others.

Too bad he doesn't really care. ]

A lot of you are slacking more than the average F-Rank, so put it into consideration.

Comments

[hynobius]

Never asked for a full visual description.
I'm not a psychopath.

[epimedium]

Cool, well, I can see this isn't going to get us anywhere. I think I'll skip the dance where I try to defend my emotional capacity.

[hynobius]

It's okay, I'd end the argument quick enough.

[ By... not answering. ]

What are you going to do while waiting for which moon you're under?

[epimedium]

I haven't thought much about it except that we're obviously going to have to fight those musicians. And I guess I have to do something about chroma.

[hynobius]

Mmmmmmmmm

Broke?

[epimedium]

For now, yeah. Like I said, I’m new.

[hynobius]

I wouldn't consider it very hard to get some cash on you.
You just gotta be physical.

[epimedium]

Yeah.
It has to be with a mooblesssed, right?

[hynobius]

Preferably.
For the record, the more intimate the more chroma that's produced.
So if you're really aiming high in a short amount of time you should get busy.

[epimedium]

Seems like a win-win all around.
Are you offering?

[hynobius]

I don't know you.

[epimedium]

Yeah, you and everyone else here. Didn't stop you from telling me to get busy.

1/2

[hynobius]

I wasn't offering myself...

[hynobius]

How old are you?

[epimedium]

34

[ obviously! doesn't he look it??? ]

[hynobius]

[ this is via tEXT HELLO ]

Your fourteen years my senior.
That's on you if you don't like someone younger.

[epimedium]

[ just like divine it from the ether or something i dont know!! ]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If it's any consolation I look like I'm 18

[hynobius]

[ divine dick picks from the ether damn eiji you're small lollllllll ]

Why?

[epimedium]

[ I guess I opened the door for that one.... ]

because of a vocaloid
its complicated

[hynobius]

[ i cannot stand this explanation as someone who is familiar because it's true ]

What?
Isn't that an idol system or something?

[epimedium]

[ "explain your canon but shitty in six words or less" ]

Yeah
This one just wants to ~make the world a better place~
so she put a bunch of us in comas to play out a high school fantasy

[hynobius]

That's unfortunate.

Well, since you're technically younger than me I'd see why you'd care less.
We can try.

[epimedium]

I'm not younger than you!

[ lmao okay eiji that should not be the take away ]

[hynobius]

You are physically.
Have you even christened that body yet?

[epimedium]

I've had this body for almost five years