voice; un: lecterlove

[hordezoned]

Hey, Lunatia!

I'm gonna marry Lecter, so you'd better keep your paws and claws away from him.

[ a beat ]

...That will be all.

Comments

voice;

[hordezoned]

Claws especially. I'm glad the moons aren't out to make it worse.

[foeyay]

Are they really so bad? I'd like to see more of everyone's inner beast, but I haven't gotten the chance yet.

Do you think if I sank my claws in, it'd draw Lecter's out?

[hordezoned]

It's a real mess. It is funny to watch people try to balance with new tails, though.

...What kind of impure things are you implying about my husband?

[foeyay]

I'm not hearing any downsides~

[Insert teasing whistle here.]

And anyway, I'm not implying anything. I'm asking whether it's worth it to make you my enemy.

[hordezoned]

I've got enough enemies without counting any romantic rivals. You'll have to get in line.

sorry for the wait!

[foeyay]

I don't like waiting.

[That's exactly why he went and implied impure things in the first place. To bypass the line!]

I guess I'll just have to attack Kaya instead.

hey, no worries, i'm the slothiest turtle to ever molasses :x

[hordezoned]

Why would you try to break up the band like that?

that's such a cute mental image

[foeyay]

Oh, I don't plan to break them up! Just break them.

[This is supposed to make her feel better somehow.]