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prismatica2020-05-01 10:04 am
sycamour) wrote in prismatica2020-05-01 10:04 am
#001 | VIDEO (UN; PROFESSEUR)
[It's been a few days since Sycamore arrived in Lunatia, and he feels he's managed to learn the ropes well enough; there's been one thing that has stood out to him more than anything else, however. It's likely not what he should be focusing on, but...well, he's always believed in following one's intuition whenever it strikes.
When his image pops up, it's framed quite nicely, as if this isn't the first time he's spoken to others through a video network. He's seated himself in a quiet corner of Cafe Azure, leaning back in the chair and smiling softly into the camera.]
Salut! I do hope I'm doing this right.
[One moment! A waiter has appeared off-screen bearing a beverage, and the professor chats with them for a moment before he returns his attention to the feed.]
It's come to my attention that most people in this city have no idea what Pokémon are! Such an odd experience, but not an unwelcome one! I see this as an opportunity to educate those who are interested!
[Reaching underneath the table for a moment, he soon emerges with what looks like a small orange fox. Said fox is obviously very pleased with being on-camera, if the little pose it makes has anything to do with it. Sycamore, meanwhile, takes a quick sip of coffee after Fennekin has settled himself on the table, looking momentarily pensive.]
Ah, where to begin with such a topic...I am used to beginner trainers, yes, but not those who have no experience with Pokémon whatsoever! I have been mulling this over for a few days now-
[-while spending ample time in whatever café is nearby, because that helps the academic process-]
-and have decided that perhaps it would be easier if I gave anyone who was interested the chance to contact me personally!
[Smiling again, Sycamore pauses for a moment, as if finished...before slapping the table and surging forward towards the camera, scaring the life out of poor Fennekin-]
I cannot believe this! I have forgotten to introduce myself, amidst all this Pokémon-related excitement! I am Professor Sycamore, a researcher from the Kalos region! It would truly be my pleasure to share my knowledge with any of you who are interested in learning more about these wonderful creatures we call Pokémon! Let me give you an introduction-
[...or not, because as soon as Sycamore is ready to launch into his monologue, two more Pokemon pop up into the video...before the latter one accidentally bumps the camera and switches it off.
...
enchanté...]
When his image pops up, it's framed quite nicely, as if this isn't the first time he's spoken to others through a video network. He's seated himself in a quiet corner of Cafe Azure, leaning back in the chair and smiling softly into the camera.]
Salut! I do hope I'm doing this right.
[One moment! A waiter has appeared off-screen bearing a beverage, and the professor chats with them for a moment before he returns his attention to the feed.]
It's come to my attention that most people in this city have no idea what Pokémon are! Such an odd experience, but not an unwelcome one! I see this as an opportunity to educate those who are interested!
[Reaching underneath the table for a moment, he soon emerges with what looks like a small orange fox. Said fox is obviously very pleased with being on-camera, if the little pose it makes has anything to do with it. Sycamore, meanwhile, takes a quick sip of coffee after Fennekin has settled himself on the table, looking momentarily pensive.]
Ah, where to begin with such a topic...I am used to beginner trainers, yes, but not those who have no experience with Pokémon whatsoever! I have been mulling this over for a few days now-
[-while spending ample time in whatever café is nearby, because that helps the academic process-]
-and have decided that perhaps it would be easier if I gave anyone who was interested the chance to contact me personally!
[Smiling again, Sycamore pauses for a moment, as if finished...before slapping the table and surging forward towards the camera, scaring the life out of poor Fennekin-]
I cannot believe this! I have forgotten to introduce myself, amidst all this Pokémon-related excitement! I am Professor Sycamore, a researcher from the Kalos region! It would truly be my pleasure to share my knowledge with any of you who are interested in learning more about these wonderful creatures we call Pokémon! Let me give you an introduction-
[...or not, because as soon as Sycamore is ready to launch into his monologue, two more Pokemon pop up into the video...before the latter one accidentally bumps the camera and switches it off.
...
enchanté...]
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Well. Other than all that other stuff he got excited for.]
You... put them in a fruit.
[Okay! Well, the laws of space-physics can be whatever they want, he supposes.]
And that's just a normal thing everyone has where you come from, huh? Kind of a shame, though, I can think of a million uses for that technology. Haven't seen much quite like it.
[NONE OF WHICH ARE ANYTHING EVIL NO SIR]
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I...yes, yes, we put them in a fruit! At least, we used to! The old apricorn method is considered quite outdated, now, although it is still popular in some regions! There are trainers who enjoy using them for the vintage aspect, too.
[Ah, hipsters.]
But it's perfectly normal, yes! Clever, isn't it? I should mention that the Pokémon come to no harm when they are inside their Pokéballs; they are designed to keep them as comfortable as possible!
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Imagine, using outdated methods because it's vintage. Some people will do anything for the aesthetic, huh?
[As if he doesn't do things for the aesthetic. But his aesthetic is better, so it's different.]
But it's definitely something that seems like it's begging to be explored! Are they put into some sort of stasis, or...?
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[Everyone's individual aesthetic is the best, according to them. It's just how it is. Like Lysandre! Genocide, but make it fashion.]
As for the internal mechanisms of Pokéballs...it is akin to a state of statis, yes! Although it is not uncommon for trainers with strong bonds between them and their Pokémon to be able to talk to them, while they are inside their Pokéballs. Fascinating stuff, don't you think? If I wasn't already so busy, I would probably want to study it!
[...you know what, that kind of reminds him-]
Listen to me, babbling on about my research, when I haven't even asked your name! Please, mon ami, to whom am I speaking?
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[Frankly, he doesn't give a shit about whether the professor wants his name or not, but it's probably not a good idea to get into the fact that he absolutely prefers the whats and whys over the whos. This is, unfortunately, a place to play nice.
At least until he gets some goddamn clout.
Still, he's thankful there are people to have intelligent conversations with here, and his smile is actually somewhat genuine.]
Oh, it's fine, don't worry about it. I'm Dr. Robotnik. It's always good to meet fellow science-minded people.
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[So many scientists, so little time! And they're all so friendly! Surely, none of them could secretly be super-villains back in their own worlds! That just wouldn't happen. His taste in friends is far too good.]
Have you been here long? I've just arrived myself, and I'm rather anxious to see which moon has sought to bless me!
[At least, thankfully, it's not Sanguis, judging by the fact he hasn't a) grown any new limbs or b) formed a desire to fight anyone. Not yet, anyway...]
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[He's seemingly not Sanguis either, unless it's asymptomatic or particularly slow-coming, which is kind of annoying, because that's the one he figured would be the least unpleasant option.
Here's hoping for Cordis, he supposes.]
Can't say I'm particularly looking forward to it for any reason other than research though. Fascinating concept, sounds like a goddamn nightmare.
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[There are worse things in the world, but still...as much as he does find the concept of Chroma and moonlacing, etc to be fascinating, the effects that come with Cordis and Iris both sound...trying. Excessive hunger or excessive....excitement could turn out rather uncomfortable.
But! No sense in dwelling.]
It seems like neither of us are experiencing any odd symptons, so I suppose that means we do not fall under Sanguis. Do you have a preference, out of the remaining two?
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[Of course they all sounded pretty terrible to begin with, but at least Sanguis seemed the most manageable for him.]
Still hoping for the unlikely chance that I get no obvious symptoms. Then it wouldn't matter. Which one would you rather have?
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[Iris or Cordis...constant...arousal or constant hunger? Both have their negatives, but which would be worse?]
Honestly, I do not know. I think you bring up a good point, around Cordis being better on paper...but I'm sure there are issues with it in the background. We will know soon enough, though!
Can I send you a message, once I found out? I'm quite interested. Perhaps we can commiserate!
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[He offers a smile to the camera. Look at him, practically making friends already. If only the hedgehog could see him now.]
But sure, sure, go right ahead. I'll try not to gloat if I get the better option, eh? [he jokes.] But I'm sure we'll both have something to complain about in the end.