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[imperio]

17/m/sanguis

hello —
i'm in need of moonlacing partners
anyone will do

thank you in advance

Comments

[imperio]

yeah like male or female





shut up
it's fine

[ketterdamn]

doubtful gender was the first thing to come to mind for most. unless you want creeps on your doorstep– i'm not going to judge your kinks.

[imperio]

maybe your mind is just as dirty as your hands
other people get it




probably

[ketterdamn]

no doubts about that.

"probably". good luck with your creeps.

[imperio]

i'll just have you on speed dial in case i get a creep
and then you can stick them with a playing card

alternatively, you could help me

though if i'm trying to not get creeps
you're basically the creepiest guy here

( you know about schoolboys tugging girls pigtails when they fancy them ... )

[ketterdamn]

i have a cane, it's much more effective than a playing card. don't you know anything about self defense?

oh yes, i'm extremely convinced to assist.

[ he's still answering though so what does that say about him??? ]

[imperio]

but you would come save me, then?
very heroic of you

i wouldn't even know what to barter with you
help me and i can trade you a magical item
is that anything?

[ketterdamn]

not without a price.

[ LIAR!!! ]

what kind of magical item?

[imperio]

( SIGHS )

you don't happen to know what a sneakoscope is by any chance, do you?

[ketterdamn]

haven't the faintest idea. enlighten me.

[imperio]

it's an item that detects deceptions
if someone is doing something untrustworthy nearby, it whistles

bit of a headache if i'm honest

[ketterdamn]

that would be going off all day, where i'm from.

how close does one need to be to get it going?

[imperio]

decently close
i'd wager ... within three feet, or so
you'd have to test it out if you wanted something more specific than that

[ketterdamn]

sounds interesting.

so alright, i'm considering helping. what exactly are you looking for?

[imperio]

do you know how uncomfortable this conversation is for me

moonlacing
pg stuff

[ketterdamn]

you're the one that put the personals ad out.

i don't know what pg stuff is supposed to mean, the search function is giving me mixed results.

[imperio]

why do you think it was so vague in the first place

you just want to get me to say i want to hold your hand, don't you

[ketterdamn]

yeah and now I'm asking for specifics.

believe it or not, i wasn't fishing for anything in particular. i just personally need to know what i'm getting into.

1/2

[imperio]

handholding

2/2

[imperio]

unless you BEG ME for MORE

[ketterdamn]

i don't beg for anything.

[imperio]

( — ?! )








( hm )

we'll see

( sweating nervously off screen )

anyway we can just make it a thing during card lessons

[ketterdamn]

if that makes you feel better to think, go ahead.

[ uhhh where is this going??? ]

fine, fine, two birds one stone and all.