text. — un: lightning

[imperio]

17/m/sanguis

hello —
i'm in need of moonlacing partners
anyone will do

thank you in advance

Comments

[epimedium]

There's always asking more general questions, I guess

[imperio]

like a questionnaire, maybe?
i think it would feel strange to air anything out on the network
but. maybe other people do it

[epimedium]

I was thinking more like icebreakers
like
what kind of food do you like
what is your favorite sport
what would you bring with you to a desert island, etc

I dont think it is any weirder than advertising that youre dtf on the network

[imperio]

oh
these are good. i'm taking notes

what is 'dtf'?

( we're a 90s boy, asl is the extent of our text speech. he's still very impressed these messages don't each cost him 30 cents to send. )

[epimedium]

[ whoa he doesn't know dtf eiji's not sure if he's ready for this conversation. ]

Oh
Maybe you're too young

1/4

[imperio]

can i try to guess?

[imperio]

dropping the facts

[imperio]

dancing through fields
??

4/5 oops

[imperio]

dumber than....... fairies

5/5

[imperio]

i give up
was i close?

[epimedium]

No
you really are seventeen

I hope you find a nice boy or girl of your choosing to hold your hand, kid

[imperio]

( has he been talking to a gross old man this whole time. the internet really is a scary place )

why, how old are you?

[epimedium]

[ yes unfortunately im sorry ]

Too old to moonlace with you

[imperio]

you know, that really isn't an answer

[epimedium]

I'm thirty-four.

[ He's just been 18 for like the last five years. It's complicated. ]

[imperio]

yeah that's too old

( are u looking to adopt though because harry grabs dads like no one's business )

well, thank you for the help in any case
at least i'll be more prepared next time

[epimedium]

[ i'm going to tell you right now that no one deserves to have eiji has their dad ]

I tried to tell you.

Anyway, yeah, no problem