fifth ☕✨ tinder / moonlacing mingle!

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( Ping! Your profile needs updating, there's hot singles in your area, it's a swipe frenzy— you all know the push updates with dating apps, right? Maybe you need to brush up your Chroma to buy a place in Amegahara and it just sounds like it's worth a shot, or someone gets ahold of your device and "helps" you along. Upload some new selfies with that new Moonblessing of yours, drop in an About Me, and get to swiping!

And Please— someone please come up with a better name than Prismates because the moons alone make sure we're more than just mammals and no one's obligated to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. We all know the drill by now, don't we? Swipe right or left, yes or no, mark yourself down to moonlace and flirt or just rile a friend up with a big red X— try to include an opening message! Happy Hump Day? )

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, 26 (Iris)

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Comments

un: dontannoyme

[pushpin]

MO GUANSHAN, 19 (SANGUIS)

likes: cooking at home, spicy food, household chores, skull t-shirts, basketball, money, motorcycles, guitar hates: cheese flavor, spinach, fake/two-faced people, rich bastards, being annoyed turning 20 in 3 days i become half fuckin fish during the red moon lol someone literally threw me in the trash once

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[cadeuces]

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Guanshan! It's your birthday so soon?
What can I make for you?
I'd hate to ruin a surprise with something unpalatable.

[pushpin]

[ HEHEHEH!! ]

gigi cake

[cadeuces]

Haha, you'll have to be a little more specific than that.
I have no idea what a gigi cake is.

I promise there will be other surprises too.

( Of course. )

UN: teacupprincess

[porcelainandblood]

[It's the last line that really gets to her.]

Did someone once mistake you for rubbish?

[pushpin]

most people do
but ironically not this time, he was just a fuckin asshole

[porcelainandblood]

How unfortunate. I should like to think this man in question received comeuppance.

[varnish]

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You make the cutest sounds, you know~

[pushpin]

[ mflkenNGEOANOINGOINA ]

NOBODY ASKED U SHIT !!

[varnish]

[Guess who's ignoring you]

I didn't realize people could reach such dulcet, high tones~! I think you deserve some kind of award~

un: supersadistmaster

[firstsaderesponder]

[Oh, it's the dontannoyme guy again. That hair color reminds him of a certain pair of Yato siblings. You never know in this place.]

is getting thrown in the trash your kink

that can be arranged

[And by "arranged," Sougo probably means getting Tsukuyo drunk and baiting her to throw Mo Guanshan into a dumpster while Sougo takes pictures.]

[pushpin]

[ gintama characters meeting mgs and thinking all "chinese" ppl are supposed to have red hair is the funniest thing in the world ]

no it aint my kink !!

i just thought itd be a good conversation starter
......not w/ u

[lumberlady]

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greetings! i remember you 's face!

does you have fish PHOTOGRAPH? still no comfort in fish SANGUIS?

[pushpin]

huh ? who

[ hold on he's gonna skim around on the app for a sec, and — oh ]

its u
hey

i dont got a pic but its not as bad as it useda be

[arf]

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HBD! (ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ ‥…━━━★
You sound cool. Want to be friends?

your character looks so cute i'm sorry mgs is a gremlin

[pushpin]

thnx
but no
who the fuck are u ?

[ he's lying... gib fwiend ]

un: kei5

[loudmouths]

[ hmm. honestly, what more can he say at this rate... ]

at least i'm not alone in this horrific passing of my teenage years...

what do you want for your birthday

1/2

[pushpin]

ur such a girl
cmon ! were adult MEN now ! lets do some adult shit !

[pushpin]

[ what's... "adult" that they haven't been doing for the past two years already... ]

......strip club ?

[hoasen]

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Well.

[pushpin]

anytime !!

[ too eager, mgs. too eager. ]

[wearingguess]

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Hello Mo Guanshan! It has been a while
Do you dislike actual cheese as well?

[pushpin]

hey
what u been up to ?

i can eat it if its on like pizza & stuff but it aint my favorite
yellow cheese < white cheese

[vetrarosa]

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Which half? Happy early Birthday!

[pushpin]

thnx

uhh kinda like
the whole half ? but not completely
does that make sense......