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( Ping! Your profile needs updating, there's hot singles in your area, it's a swipe frenzy— you all know the push updates with dating apps, right? Maybe you need to brush up your Chroma to buy a place in Amegahara and it just sounds like it's worth a shot, or someone gets ahold of your device and "helps" you along. Upload some new selfies with that new Moonblessing of yours, drop in an About Me, and get to swiping!

And Please— someone please come up with a better name than Prismates because the moons alone make sure we're more than just mammals and no one's obligated to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. We all know the drill by now, don't we? Swipe right or left, yes or no, mark yourself down to moonlace and flirt or just rile a friend up with a big red X— try to include an opening message! Happy Hump Day? )

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, 26 (Iris)

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Rochelle | Left 4 Dead 2 | Iris

[axemeaquestion]

ROCHELLE, 29 (Iris)

AXE me a question, I dare you! ;) 80s baby, journalist, firing range aficionado. I'm an associate producer for Elaran Amphitheater holo-news, and a former TV producer for a station in Cleveland back home. I like music (tell me SOMEONE here knows what Depeche Mode is), movies, long walks on the beach (seriously), and guns. Big guns. Honestly, the bigger the gun, the better. I'm always down for dinner, drinks, or a gun store shopping trip. Mostly looking for a little extra chroma, but I won't turn down a good time. Up for making new friends too.

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[lanceylance]

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you're like 10 years older than me, but you had me at movies, the beach, and guns. can't say i know what depeche mode is though.

[axemeaquestion]

you're like 10 years younger than me, so you're definitely not getting a date. and i can JUST barely forgive not knowing depeche mode. [She's kidding - mostly.] but i would absolutely be up for movies, beaches, and guns.

[Platonic gun, movie, and beach-going??]

[lanceylance]

hey, i grew up on a musical diet of reggaeton and salsa. and i'm 18... i think. but if you go by how much time passed on earth while we were gone, then i'm probably more like um... wow. early 20s? maybe 21ish? 22? but i think the whole messing with the space time thing kinda held me back a few years. still younger than you though.

[ Platonic gun, movie, and beach-going absolutely! ]

[axemeaquestion]

i'll forgive you for the sake of raggaeton, at least

tell you what

you still want to teach me to swim?

[lanceylance]

what can i say? i'm cuban.

and if you still want to learn, i'm still willing to teach!

btw would you want to play this out?

[axemeaquestion]

How about this weekend?

[winscenario]

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I know what Depeche Mode is. Really old band where I'm from, but I like them.

[axemeaquestion]

Congrats you just instantly won a date.

[she's kidding

sort of]

How old is "old"?

[winscenario]

Fair warning, I'm not sure I can fill in a whole date with Depeche Mode talk.

Three hundred years, give or take. Little less than that. I'm from 2263.

[axemeaquestion]

Oh no. I'm not asking you to. But it still gets you a foot in the door.

Okay holy shit. That's new for me. I've met a lot of people from the past, but not THAT far in the future.

[winscenario]

Fair enough. Maybe I like other bands that you do, too. I have a pretty eclectic taste, and a weakness for late 20th and early 21st centuries.

I've gotten that a lot, honestly. As you can imagine, I've mostly met people from the past around here. A few from entirely different realities, though, which kind of helps in mitigating that shock.

[axemeaquestion]

I guess my tastes are too. I like just about anything that isn't classic rock. [Ro wrinkles her nose at her phone. Too bad this is text.] How about Duran Duran?

Kind of weird how that's a constant. So are jetpacks and flying cars a thing yet?

Besides the fact that they already are here I mean.

[sendinthedelta]

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zombros

[axemeaquestion]

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back at you

ngl that profile pic got my attention

[sendinthedelta]

thats what i was going for
glad it worked

[axemeaquestion]

it's working so far

so what's a zombro like you do around here, besides being generally shirtless?

[sendinthedelta]

mostly just exploring right now
getting to know the place
usual newbie shit

u?

[axemeaquestion]

if it helps i'm three months in and i'm STILL doing that

trying to see what alien tinder is like mostly. so far better than earth tinder? less dick pics, more interesting guys.

we've come full circle...

[boobytraps]

I've a gun that shoots daggers.

FINALLY

[axemeaquestion]

seriously??

AT LAST

[boobytraps]

Would I lie?

( Well. She would, but not about this. )

[axemeaquestion]

i literally can't answer that

[boobytraps]

You have a one-in-two chance of being right!

[axemeaquestion]

oh i just mean i don't know you

but for the sake of argument sure