prismatica | fifth ☕✨ tinder / moonlacing mingle!

( Ping! Your profile needs updating, there's hot singles in your area, it's a swipe frenzy— you all know the push updates with dating apps, right? Maybe you need to brush up your Chroma to buy a place in Amegahara and it just sounds like it's worth a shot, or someone gets ahold of your device and "helps" you along. Upload some new selfies with that new Moonblessing of yours, drop in an About Me, and get to swiping!

And Please— someone please come up with a better name than Prismates because the moons alone make sure we're more than just mammals and no one's obligated to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. We all know the drill by now, don't we? Swipe right or left, yes or no, mark yourself down to moonlace and flirt or just rile a friend up with a big red X— try to include an opening message! Happy Hump Day? )

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, 26 (Iris)

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[He appreciates your efforts, Hilda....even if he is (deservedly) the subject of said teasing...]

Ah, unfortunately he has not mastered the art of writing just yet...I'm trying to work out how he managed to upload the pictures...

[seriously how did you do this, Froakie?? Anyway...]

I appreciate the comments regardless, ma chérie. I saw your profile earlier and it was a delight! Not that I would think you could ever take a bad picture.

[....

can he ask about the axe]

[He saw the thirst trap pic and the mention of her claw machine misadventure, but you bet Hilda is more concerned about The Axe. Ask away...]

oh, stop. you'll make me blush!

which one was your favorite?

[...

it probably wouldn't be super Classy to say the thirst trap, would it]

I assume I'm not allowed to say 'all of them'? If I had to choose, I'd say picture #4. You look so joyous and happy! Whoever captured that is a talented photographer.

Having a beautiful subject makes it rather easy, though.

[...okay he absolutely HAS to ask...]

I know you said to ignore it, but...could I inquire about the axe in picture #2? Please do not answer if you do not want to, I am merely curious! You make it look good!

[In her heart of hearts, Hilda knows the thirst trap is up there. Sycamore, u are only human.]

how sweet of you! i'm flustered, but i'll be sure to pass your praise along to my friend 😊

and i guess i can answer that! just for you 😘 i'm surprised you noticed it there

it's a family heirloom? freikugel. i use it when i need to... but fighting is exhausting! even thinking about it makes me tired. i'm so glad this world is peaceful.

most of the time!

[thank you for not making him say it, Hilda....he appreciates you (and your pics, ahem)....]

I'm sorry, are you saying you fight with that axe?

[(which is admittedly. kind of the POINT of an axe but still-)]

That is amazing!! You are so talented! I mean, goodness, I hope you don't have to do too much fighting, or that there isn't all that much danger-

[-WE DON'T TEND TO NEED AXES IN THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF POKEMON-]

-but I must say, I am so impressed! Where do your secret talents end, ma chérie?

[It's too much! She loves it—and also hopes he expects, like, absolutely nothing, because please don't think she's super tough. She's Delicate. :'c]

you're giving me too much credit! and besides, if i told you about my secret talents, they wouldn't be secret talents...

but what if i tell you something new about myself every time we meet? and you can tell me something new about you!

maybe i'll tell you my secrets if you tell me yours.

[Is she attempting to lay the foundation for Weekly Dinner Dates ft Prismagram photoshoots? Maybe.]

[She is so delicate! It's fine! There's nothing like a woman who can delicately throw a man ten feet away and/or hit them (delicately) with a giant axe.]

I think that sounds like a wonderful idea! You never fail to impress. I'll be sure to think of some secrets worth your time.

[You know, fun and sexy ones! Nothing about any actual problems or mistakes or anything like that. Those are neither fun nor sexy and we can't have that!]

Careful with those secrets of yours, though! I can be rather persuasive. We might end up meeting more than you think.

[aka yes hilda please let him buy you dinner weekly and help you with your prismagram photos, he can think of NO BETTER use of his time]

[One day she will pick Sycamore up and carry him to safety—and maybe one day they'll talk about more serious things, but until then, fun and sexy secrets? Peak. Can she smooch this man... she's going to find out...]

more time with you? i can't complain... as long as you won't get tired of me 😘

i want to learn all of your secrets!

[She can absolutely, undoubtedly, certainly, resolutely smooch this man and receive not a single complaint!! The carrying is also okay (things he didn't know he was into...please save him Hilda...)]

I don't think I could get tired of you even if you tried, ma chérie.

[Fun and sexy secrets only? Done. Absolutely NO issues with that whatsoever! Perhaps one day we can talk about....kind of sad things...maybe....if we make through all the fun and sexy stuff, of course, and that will take a while.]

And I'll make sure you don't get tired of me. Secrets or not!

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