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He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, 26 (Iris)

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Comments

Belial | Granblue Fantasy

[varnish]

Ben Derhover, 9001 (Sanguis)

URGENTLY need blood sacrifices for the dark lord. Virgins preferred, but negotiable. Also need someone to come hold my boobs. They're kind of heavy. :(

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« text » un: matriarch »

[menphina]

Nay, he doesn't need any blood sacrifices.

Stop trying to bribe people with your bloody tits, Bells.

[varnish]

Is that a yes or a no

[menphina]

Depends. How heavy are they?

[varnish]

Very.

[menphina]

Mine might be heavier, what if I need my hands for them instead?


[ Actually Belial's are heavier since she felt them up before but shh. ]

[varnish]

That’s where my hands come in, of course~

text; un: lucio

[poopio]

[ Give him another few months in Lunatia, and he may start to understand a good chunk of his dirty jokes. ]

Ah, if it isn't the designer I met not too long ago in the museum.
Good evening, Ben.
I am surprised you have not sewn together adequate support for yourself.

[varnish]

[Ugh. Are you sure you’re not Lucifer?]

Well, you know. It helps to have something warmer.

Are you generous enough to offer~?

[poopio]

I am afraid I must decline.
My hands are dutifully occupied scrubbing toilets.

[ Which is a tier of cleanliness above Belial's boobs. ]

[varnish]

[Cleanliness is next to godliness. Gross.]

Is that what they have narrators doing these days?

[poopio]

Did I neglect to mention I also work for one of my crew members?
When I am not acting, I am portraying the most important role of all: the janitor.

[ He's legitimately proud. ]

[varnish]

[Holy shit. Hilarious.]

Wouldn't you rather be elbow deep in other things?

Seems to me like this crew mate of yours is leading you astray~

[passio]

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Thank you for last time.

[ a very polite message, considering. ]

[varnish]

[Sweet baby angel.

He's so sorry for this. Except not really.]

Have we met?

[passio]

[ oh no. dextera looks at the name again, and although it’s not the one he was given, he knows belial’s face—he thinks. it’s not his face he was really looking at. ]

I thought we had. I’m sorry. Maybe not.

We met at the museum. The bananas…

[varnish]

[Give him a second to sputter over here and almost die laughing.]

Hmmmm... I saw a lot of bananas that day, come to think of it~

Which one was yours? You might need to jog my memory.

[passio]

[ maybe it’s okay. he doesn’t think he has the wrong person. ]

In the bathroom.

My name is Dextera.

[ his words may not look like it, but he is mortified. ]

[varnish]

Hmmm... Hmmmmmm...

How strange! I don’t seem to recall at all. You’re sure you’re thinking of the right person?

[Sorry, Dex. He’s just pulling your leg. A lot.]

[hoasen]

I will give you a positive swipe if you start behaving yourself.

[varnish]

Hmmmmm






No ♥

[hoasen]

My! Now you're just being challengin!

[varnish]

Just to keep you on your toes~

Aren’t you having fun?

[hoasen]

Oh, you certainly do.

So suppose so. Thinking about it, if you agreed to readily, I would've immediately come over to check on you, thinking that you were ill.

[varnish]

And? You plan on taking care of me?