fifth ☕✨ tinder / moonlacing mingle!

[cadeuces]

( Ping! Your profile needs updating, there's hot singles in your area, it's a swipe frenzy— you all know the push updates with dating apps, right? Maybe you need to brush up your Chroma to buy a place in Amegahara and it just sounds like it's worth a shot, or someone gets ahold of your device and "helps" you along. Upload some new selfies with that new Moonblessing of yours, drop in an About Me, and get to swiping!

And Please— someone please come up with a better name than Prismates because the moons alone make sure we're more than just mammals and no one's obligated to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. We all know the drill by now, don't we? Swipe right or left, yes or no, mark yourself down to moonlace and flirt or just rile a friend up with a big red X— try to include an opening message! Happy Hump Day? )

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, 26 (Iris)

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[lanceylance]

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[ Originally he was going to do this just to show support for Shiro, but HOLY SHIT DUDE how are those abs even real?! He is jealous. Very jealous. Have that swipe right, man. You have earned it. ]

[vanishings]

( omg. so, at once shiro is really happy to see lance, but on the other hand not so happy that he's wound up here too. the struggle. )

Lance? When did you get here?

[lanceylance]

not too long ago? i don't really remember, but it was long enough to have dog ears for a week. that kinda sucked. dude, last time i saw you, you had purple hair. or at least the floof was purple. it's been a really weird like, year or so.

[vanishings]

What? My hair's never been purple. It's white.

[lanceylance]

i'm serious! you had purple hair and were dating this little blonde girl and i accidentally broke the windows in your house and hunk and keith were a thing and... i really didn't like it there.

[ Lance, this is not Verens. You're not there anymore. This is an entirely new place and you don't have to worry about breaking things or electrocuting yourself when your emotions spike.

But because there's another question to be asked... ]

are those really your abs? like, not your head photoshopped on someone else's body, but totally legit?

[vanishings]

( there is. so much to unpack here. like. so, so, so much. shiro doesn't even know where to begin. in fact, he sits in silence for several, long minutes trying to figure out what part he wants to address first. should he let all of it go? discuss things in person? is lance making some kind of joke that shiro just doesn't get? he feels like he's getting a tension headache trying to understand why his hair would be purple and he'd be dating a female and keith and hunk would be dating (didn't hunk have a thing for shay? what happened to her? not that keith and hunk together would be a bad thing... but, what?) god why is he thinking so deeply about all this?? just gonna chalk it up to alternate reality and leave it the hell alone. )

Yes, those are mine. Why would I photoshop my face on someone else's body?

[lanceylance]

i dunno, but it's a thing some people do. have you always had those? like for as long as i've known you?

[ And if so, he finally understands how Shiro was the popular one during the Voltron Shows. ]

[vanishings]

( lance pls )

Yes? For longer than you've known me, I guess. I've always tried to keep my body like this.

[lanceylance]

and you keep them covered why?

[ If he were built like that, he'd have been showing them off. How could Shiro hide something like that from the rest of the world? ]

[vanishings]

Why would I walk around without a shirt on all the time?

[lanceylance]

more to the point, why WOULDN'T you?

[vanishings]

Because clothes are meant to be worn.

( most of the time... )

[lanceylance]

yeah, by some people. like, me? yeah. you, though? not so much.

and i totally mean that in a not creepy way.

[vanishings]

Is there really any not creepy way to mean that?

[lanceylance]

there totally is! like... from a purely non-creepy 'i'm allowed to say this because you're my friend, so just accept that you are fucking hot from an aesthetic standpoint' way. because that's how i meant it, honest!

[vanishings]

( honestly, at this point shiro knows he has to choose his battles. this won't be one of them. )

Thanks. I guess?

[lanceylance]

you're welcome.