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( Ping! Your profile needs updating, there's hot singles in your area, it's a swipe frenzy— you all know the push updates with dating apps, right? Maybe you need to brush up your Chroma to buy a place in Amegahara and it just sounds like it's worth a shot, or someone gets ahold of your device and "helps" you along. Upload some new selfies with that new Moonblessing of yours, drop in an About Me, and get to swiping!

And Please— someone please come up with a better name than Prismates because the moons alone make sure we're more than just mammals and no one's obligated to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. We all know the drill by now, don't we? Swipe right or left, yes or no, mark yourself down to moonlace and flirt or just rile a friend up with a big red X— try to include an opening message! Happy Hump Day? )

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, 26 (Iris)

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Comments

[hagrides]

I want to be big and scary like my father so that if anybody tries to do anything bad to my friends, I can scare them away. But I also want to be not scary so I can make friends :)

[Included: a picture of Grimmchild with their family (top). Grimm doesn't look all that scary with a flower crown on his head.]

I think you sound very smart!

[lanceylance]

your pop looks like he's plenty tough, but i bet he's nice when he wants to be, and you know what? i think that as long as you keep aiming to be like him, you'll be just fine and have good friends who stick by you.

[ After all, Shiro is big and tough, and he's got friends. Same with Keith, though he'd be hard-pressed to call Keith 'big and tough', just stubborn and emo. Even Kolivan has people who like him, and that guy's face almost never cracked a smile! ]

you really think so? thanks! [ Oh Grimmchild, he definitely likes you. ]

[hagrides]

[Grimm switches to video for this message, as fun as translating for Grimmchild is. The bitty is currently sitting on top of Grimm's head.]

I would like to believe I am nice enough, particularly to those who are so kind to my child.

[Grimmchild meows cheerfully, sounding like a tiny and slightly raspy cat. New friend!!]

[lanceylance]

[ When Grimm switches over, it's out of courtesy that Lance switches over in kind. It's only fair, after all. He just wasn't expecting what he sees though. ]

Dude, seriously, you and your kid are totally like, oddly adorable.

[ And the sounds it makes! It's like a kitten! Sorry, Grimm, this boy and his family would take in every animal they found when he was back home. Consider this adoption. For both of you. ]

[hagrides]

You flatter me.

[Although it's definitely his kid who's the most adorable one. Totally unbiased parent feelings here.]

May I have your name?

[lanceylance]

Lance. It's Lance.

[ How are insects so cute? Is everything from their world as adorable as they are? ]

[hagrides]

[Definitely not. Lance hasn't met any of the spiders yet. Or any of the plague husks... or even some of the much less friendly moth deities.]

A pleasure to meet you, Lance. I am Grimm.

[lanceylance]

[ ...Well, at least these moths are cute? ]

Nice to meet'cha!

[hagrides]

Nyah!

They would like to know if you are good at giving pets.

[lanceylance]

I'd hope so! I mean, Kaltenecker seemed to think so, at least! She's a cow... but she's also at home so she can't really vouch for me.

[hagrides]

What is a cow?

[Mammals. So weird.]

[lanceylance]

Okay, so a cow is a large animal that stands on four legs, has long-ish tail, a large head with a wide muzzle, horns, and eats grass. They're usually really docile and friendly. They can be all kinds of colors too, but usually they're like, black and white, brown, or blond. They can't talk though. All they say is [ And this is the part where he attempts his best cow impression. ] 'mooooo'.

[ Many apologies if his explanation is terrible, he's not the best at description. ]

[hagrides]

[This is a delightful explanation. He's delighted.]

I see! As good a vouch for petting quality as any, I imagine.

[lanceylance]

Hey, I'm always up for petting! Wouldn't wanna let the little one down, you know? That'd just be rude, and it's not possible to be rude to something that cute.

[hagrides]

You are entirely correct, and I shall hold you to that if and when we meet in person.