fifth ☕✨ tinder / moonlacing mingle!

[cadeuces]

( Ping! Your profile needs updating, there's hot singles in your area, it's a swipe frenzy— you all know the push updates with dating apps, right? Maybe you need to brush up your Chroma to buy a place in Amegahara and it just sounds like it's worth a shot, or someone gets ahold of your device and "helps" you along. Upload some new selfies with that new Moonblessing of yours, drop in an About Me, and get to swiping!

And Please— someone please come up with a better name than Prismates because the moons alone make sure we're more than just mammals and no one's obligated to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. We all know the drill by now, don't we? Swipe right or left, yes or no, mark yourself down to moonlace and flirt or just rile a friend up with a big red X— try to include an opening message! Happy Hump Day? )

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, 26 (Iris)

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Comments

[firstdayblues]

I gotta know, does that line ever actually work?

[sendinthedelta]

I'd like to think it worked on Jill, but she'd never admit that even if it did.

[firstdayblues]

Yeah, that's a mystery that'll never be solved right there.

Now about those beers, I'll go but this time you're buying.

[sendinthedelta]

Nope.

[And he's okay with it!]

C'mon, man. Where's the romance? Least you could do is give me a check mark if you're not gonna make with the warm fuzzies.

[He's joking.

Mostly.]

[firstdayblues]

Romance is dead, didn't you get the news? Zombies got him, poor bastard never stood a chance.

[sendinthedelta]

Shit! I knew there was someone I forgot to rescue!

[Alas, poor Romance, we knew ye well.]

Fine, fine, I'll pay.

[firstdayblues]

I'll let you pick the bar this time, at least?

[sendinthedelta]

You drive a hard bargin, Kennedy.

[firstdayblues]

Now the only question is our plan of attack.

I'm thinking a precision attack on the fountains, I'll keep the cougars occupied while you head up a counteroffensive on the out of college crowd.

Fall back and rendezvous at the extraction taxi if things start to go sideways.

[sendinthedelta]

Hey, look. Don't get me wrong, it's sexy when you get all tactical on me but can't we just enjoy the drinks ourselves?

[To be fair their last attempt was pretty abysmal. Prooooobably because they were at a teenybopper boyband concert but let's not discount actual ineffective measures here.]

[firstdayblues]

Alright, alright. Just getting in the spirit of things.

[sendinthedelta]

Your way of getting into the spirit of things is running it like a military drill?

... I'm starting to see the problem.

[firstdayblues]

I swear, I was joking!

Wait, what problem?

[sendinthedelta]

Do you ever actually relax or is it just always on for you? I mean, I get it-

[They all went through the same hell after all] but if you keep it up you're gonna go gray at like...

Actually I don't even know how old you are, but the point still stands.

[firstdayblues]

I thought I was relaxing. I don't know, maybe this whole forced vacation thing is getting to me worse than I thought?

Honestly though, if you think I'm bad, you should meet Chris some time.

[sendinthedelta]

That almost sounds ominous.

No lies - when was the last time you actually had a vacation that wasn't forced? Everything I've heard about after Racoon City sounds like an insane amount of work and not much time to breathe.

[Which, again, he gets.

But seriously, man.]

[firstdayblues]

Last time I had a vacation, or last time I had one I actually enjoyed?

I guess there answer's the same either way. Long enough that I barely remember it.

[sendinthedelta]

Jesu christo, hombre. How are you still functioning?

[firstdayblues]

No choice? Can't go back, so you just keep pushing forward. It's how I've come this far, anyway.

[sendinthedelta]

Overflow here!