fifth ☕✨ tinder / moonlacing mingle!

[cadeuces]

( Ping! Your profile needs updating, there's hot singles in your area, it's a swipe frenzy— you all know the push updates with dating apps, right? Maybe you need to brush up your Chroma to buy a place in Amegahara and it just sounds like it's worth a shot, or someone gets ahold of your device and "helps" you along. Upload some new selfies with that new Moonblessing of yours, drop in an About Me, and get to swiping!

And Please— someone please come up with a better name than Prismates because the moons alone make sure we're more than just mammals and no one's obligated to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. We all know the drill by now, don't we? Swipe right or left, yes or no, mark yourself down to moonlace and flirt or just rile a friend up with a big red X— try to include an opening message! Happy Hump Day? )

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, 26 (Iris)

💖 Square-ish images work best! 💖 Thumbnail images are clickable, that's why there's two IMG2 / IMG3 / IMG4 placeholders each!

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Comments

Miles Edgeworth | Ace Attorney | Cordis

[bratworth]

SEEKING DISCRETION, 22 (Cordis)

Seeking regular moonlacing partners. Preferred age range: 18 - 30. Tidy and intelligent individuals preferred.

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( Despite his attempts at discretion, Edgeworth is most likely blindingly-obvious to anyone who knows him well. He is trying his best. )

[realimperfect]

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Discretion, hm?

[bratworth]

( Well. If anyone's in a position to recognize him in these pictures, it's Re-L. )

Indeed.

Interested?

[realimperfect]

I was before and I still am.

[bratworth]

I'm certainly not opposed to discussing an ongoing arrangement.

[realimperfect]

Sounds like a plan to me.

Though perhaps on something a bit more private than here?

un: everapple | i'm sorry

[greenbriar]

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Were your pictures taken by a blind man? One can hardly tell what is in them.

thanks i love it

[bratworth]

That's the point. I do not wish to be identified.

[greenbriar]

[ Not that Edgeworth can see it, but he's frowning at the screen in so much bewilderment. ]

Are you specifically searching for those who find trouser legs and stray ears arousing?

[bratworth]

I have been informed that I have admirable abominable muscles.

( Thanks, Re-L. )

[greenbriar]

So why not have more pictures of those?

[riptidequeen]

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Is everyone from your world so... Buff?

[LIKE SERIOUSLY, GUMSHOE AND EDGEWORTH.]

[bratworth]

( RIP his anonymity. )

I don't know what you're talking about.

[riptidequeen]

The last picture gives you away, Edgeworth.

But what I mean is, both you and Dick are very beefy.

[bratworth]

I didn't know so many people were familiar with my features.

It is important for us to maintain our physical condition in our line of work.

[riptidequeen]

It's the hair.

... So you're a moon knight too then?

[inordertobelieve]

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What are your preferred ways of moonlacing?

[bratworth]

I am open to all possibilities. Truth be told, I have limited sexual experience, although I appreciate the efficiency of such activities as compared to hand-holding.

What did you have in mind?

[inordertobelieve]

I was not thinking of anything so intimate

[ The lack of a period at the end of this would indicate that it was sent in a hurry if you were familiar with Mikami's texting habits..... He is so flustered. ]

I am only in the market for platonic moonlacing myself, as of now. Anything up to cuddling is fine by me if we turn out to have decent compatibility in conversation.

[bratworth]

I respect your boundaries. As I said, I am open to all possibilities. Should we get a drink (either hot or alcoholic) at some mutually agreeable time and work from there?

[inordertobelieve]

[ He'd looked at this profile and thought to himself that being tidy and intelligent are things he can provide. Now he's already feeling he's in over his head. This is why he doesn't use social media. ]

I know a quiet and visually non-offensive café on Level 2. Does that sound acceptable for an initial meet-up spot?

Time-wise, I spend a lot of time at the Academy studying, so I am rather busy, but the weekends tend to be completely free.

[trenchdoting]

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Sir!! Please know that I'm ready to dispense emergency hugs at a moment's notice!

text; un: milesedgeworth

[bratworth]

( He responds through text with his usual handle. )

Detective, I was attempting to be discrete.

[trenchdoting]

You were? But it doesn't look that way at all, sir! Those pictures are all so obviously you!

[bratworth]

You simply know me too well.

( For the better or the worse... )