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[cadeuces]

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He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, 26 (Iris)

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Comments

[hotproblems]

[Is this what the youths call wingmanning. Why does this keep happening to him.]

Well, thank you, I suppose. But I assure you that will be unnecessary.

[deerhearted]

[ Lorenz you need all the wingmanning you can get. ]

Alright, but if anything's amiss then let me know!

[hotproblems]

[Does he! Says who!!]

The only thing amiss is you trying to play the role of babysitter now. I'm surprised.

[deerhearted]

[ His own love life!! ]

As fun as it is to give you headaches, I do care about you. Is it really that strange?

[ Listen... Iris hits differently. Let him be a little affectionate!!! ]

[hotproblems]

[His love life is fine thank you!!]

Hmm. Well. You have a unique way of showing it.

[The heckling.... but alright, he will allow this soft content.]

[deerhearted]

[ Is it? :/ ]

I'm a very unique person.

[ Soft content is allowed for one (1) hour. ]

[hotproblems]

[Yes it is, don't make faces.]

That you are. I suppose I'm... touched? Something like that.

[He's not used to Soft Claude?? Help.]

[deerhearted]

[ doubt.jpg ]

Don't worry, I'll keep making your life difficult.

[ He can go back to being a menace if he really wants. ]

[hotproblems]

[hey hold on]

Claude, that is not what I said. Or implied. Stop that. I am being honest.

[deerhearted]

You just sounded a little unsure, I thought maybe you missed me making your life difficult.

But in all seriousness, I'm also being serious. About caring about you. I'm glad that you're touched.

[hotproblems]

For half an hour?

[Rhetorical!! Hmm... anyway.]

Yes yes, I understand. I didn't doubt you.

[deerhearted]

Half an hour of me being quiet is a long time!

[ And worrisome, probably. ]

Good. Just wanted to make sure you knew.

[hotproblems]

[Stay Out Of Trouble For One Day Challenge]

Thank you, Claude. You know, honesty suits you every now and then.

[deerhearted]

[ That's too boring? ]

I could say the same thing about you.

[hotproblems]

[Be Normal For One Day Challenge]

Really? I am undeniably the honest one between us.

[deerhearted]

[ Absolutely Not. ]

Usually when we're doing something wrong.

[hotproblems]

[😔 taking that L huh]

I fail to see how that makes me dishonest. Just what point are you trying to make?

[Don't ask him to be soft full time... how embarrassing.]

[deerhearted]

[ taking the L is better than being boring!! ]

I'm just saying, you could always be a little more honest with your feelings about us outside of when we're causing trouble.

[ aka be softer. ]

[hotproblems]

You never asked.

[This is a dumb defense; he knows. But gosh.]

[deerhearted]

What if I asked now?

[ You really walked into that one. ]

[hotproblems]

[Hmm!]

You are free to ask whatever you like, of course.

[deerhearted]

I'll keep that in mind.

[ things to file away in his mind for later. ]

[hotproblems]

You can put it on the calendar in two days' time.

[badum tsh]

[deerhearted]

I'll use purple just for you.

[ these two are clowns. ]

[hotproblems]

The purple is mine, Claude.

[do not desecrate the sanctity of the markers, sir??]

However, I will permit you to use the purple notes.

[post-its. within reason.]