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He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, 26 (Iris)

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EDIT YOUR PROFILE! <center><table style="width:260px; font-family:arial narrow, sans-serif; line-height:2; letter-spacing:1pt;"><tr><td align="center"><img src="MAIN IMAGE" style="width:245px; object-fit:cover; border-radius:15px; border:1px solid #AAA; box-shadow:#ccc 1px 1px 1px;"></td></tr> <tr><td><div align="left"><b><big>FIRST LAST, AGE (Sanguis/Cordis/Iris)</big></b></div></td></tr> <tr><td><div align="right"><a href="IMG2" style="text-decoration:none;"><img src="IMG2" style="width:45px; object-fit:cover; border-radius:10px; border:1px solid #AAA; box-shadow:#ccc 1px 1px 1px;"></a> <a href="IMG3" style="text-decoration:none;"><img src="IMG3" style="width:45px; object-fit:cover; border-radius:10px; border:1px solid #AAA; box-shadow:#ccc 1px 1px 1px;"></a> <a href="IMG4" style="text-decoration:none;"><img src="IMG4" style="width:45px; object-fit:cover; border-radius:10px; border:1px solid #AAA; box-shadow:#ccc 1px 1px 1px;"></a></div></td></tr> <tr><td style="background:linear-gradient(to right, transparent, #4B4E9F, #4FC1E9, #4B4E9F, transparent);" height="2px"></td></tr> <tr><td><br/><div align="justify">BIO BLURB GOES HERE, IMPRESS US!</div></td></tr> <tr><td><center><span style="font-family:times; font-size:40px; color:#2EB82E;">✓</span>          <span style="font-family:times; font-size:40px; color:#CC0000;">✕</span></center></td></tr></table></center>

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Comments

HE'S REALLY STUPID ORHEIOGNAKL

[pushpin]

a






a hot bug ??

face in hands

[endgamed]

I'm afraid our definition of what's attractive is vastly different.

I don't find bugs "hot".

don't cover them sexy bug eyes up baby

[pushpin]

[ okay mgs reel him back in, you can do this ]

well what i find hot aint up to u !
so shove it

[ not like that. ]

leave his hugeass clamp eyes alone...

[endgamed]

I don't want to have an argument about this.

I'm glad you like my eyes. If you intend to say I look like a bug, please know that I'd prefer if you kept it to yourself.

it's his eyes or his tiny noodle body, u pick

[pushpin]

FINE

ur eyes might be pretty but ur fingers sure type ugly things

don't hate just because he's sex... y....... no i don't want to say it..............

[endgamed]

Why are you acting like you're the insulted one?

yes THAT'S definitely the reason to hate lelouch lamperoonie

[pushpin]

cuz i dont give compliments very often & u made it all shitty !
ASSHOLE

[ yes, you were definitely the one who did that. ]

[endgamed]

I've had a few people call me that before. I guess I won't deny it.

But I wasn't even trying this time. I didn't know expressing disagreement meant being regarded as such.

[ But you know what? He'll give it the benefit of the doubt... Maybe he's just not very good with his words. ]

Why is it that you don't compliment people often? Are you shy?

[pushpin]

guess it's just natural to u then huh

[ but that's... generous. ]

what ? no
cuz shit like this usually happens i guess
i just wind up pissed in the end

[endgamed]

[ He's in a good mood because his eyes got """complimented""". ]

So it's happened before, too.
Why do you think it happens?

[ Come tell Dr. Lelouch... ]

1/2

[pushpin]

[ this feels like a trap... ]

cuz people are assholes
like u

[pushpin]

.......but i guess i aint that good at givin em anyway
shit always sounds better in my head

[endgamed]

So you're bad at expressing yourself.
I know a few people like that.

[pushpin]

i guess
but how do u even get good at that

[endgamed]

Well, would you like someone to compare you to a bug?

Try to think of being on the receiving end of your words, for one.

[pushpin]

sure ? bugs are pretty cool
i mean not if they was sayin they were gonna step on me or whatever, but

[ an 8 year old boy at heart... ]

[endgamed]

This backfired on me immensely.

[ He's amused, though. What a strange guy. ]

[pushpin]

yea.....
if it was that easy i woulda fixed it myself by now

good try though

[endgamed]

By the way, I have a question, if you'll humour me.

[pushpin]

sup ?

[endgamed]

What were you aiming, when you swiped and said this "ok i cant do shitall in none a those categories"?

I admit, I'm a little curious.

[ And admittedly wanting some company during Iris. Just really having someone around, so having someone to talk to now is nice and it's making him feel nice. ]

[pushpin]

uhh ? mmm.....

guess i meant that i cant contribute none of those things u want, aint really inta reading or playin chess
havin a "intellectual conversation" or whatever
the hell does that even mean

& honestly if i was gonna hit somebody up for chroma id rather just fuck
its quicker & pays a lot more

but i still wanted to say ur eyes are cool so i did
now were here
there wasnt a secret motive, if thats what ur askin

[ ?? where is this going... please spell it out for him, he's stupid (but honest). ]

[endgamed]

I see.

Well, thank you for your honesty. And for the compliment.

[ He'll just go back to that. The guy means well, from the looks of it. This is one of the strangest conversations he's ever had. ]

[pushpin]

uh huh

[ this could be the end of this strange conversation... but... ]

[ well, he's running on vibes here; might as well see where it goes. ]

how do u say ur name anyway

[endgamed]

[ ... well, at least that one doesn't come off as... well, off. Lelouch records his response and sends an audio file where he pronounces his name. ]

"Lelouch Lamperouge. My friends call me Lulu."

[ And those who can't pronounce his stupid name. ]

I hope the audio is clear.