fifth ☕✨ tinder / moonlacing mingle!

[cadeuces]

( Ping! Your profile needs updating, there's hot singles in your area, it's a swipe frenzy— you all know the push updates with dating apps, right? Maybe you need to brush up your Chroma to buy a place in Amegahara and it just sounds like it's worth a shot, or someone gets ahold of your device and "helps" you along. Upload some new selfies with that new Moonblessing of yours, drop in an About Me, and get to swiping!

And Please— someone please come up with a better name than Prismates because the moons alone make sure we're more than just mammals and no one's obligated to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. We all know the drill by now, don't we? Swipe right or left, yes or no, mark yourself down to moonlace and flirt or just rile a friend up with a big red X— try to include an opening message! Happy Hump Day? )

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, 26 (Iris)

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Comments

I AM SO SORRY......

[hopticulture]

Your husband's must be pretty big then, huh?

1/3

[lumberlady]

[SCREAMS INTO HANDS]

[lumberlady]

[This has got... to be... a joke. That's definitely what this is! Haru is only teasing her because it's fun! So-

So-

So if she doesn't react like that, then... She wins!

DEEP BREATH, KONOHA.]

[lumberlady]

yes it is very big!!!

1/2

[hopticulture]

[YOU

WELL YOU CAUGHT HER OFF-GUARD THERE NOT GONNA LIE.]

Is that so...

[hopticulture]

Hm I think I'm going to keep Legosi's penis size to myself.

[lumberlady]

[VICTORY... but at what cost???]

i is not asking to know this so that is fine!!!

[hopticulture]

It is...actually nice to hear your married life is good, though.
I probably should visit you on your farm someday. I've really been meaning to.

[look she is going to take her up....on what she was implying. but this is a dating app so it was hard to NOT pass up a chance to just poke some fun...]

[lumberlady]

[she might be inviting her own doom here... even still, she wants to believe... that this is just... very modern teasing!!!]

is very good, yes, thank you.

i give invitation before, so you is still welcome to visit.