fifth ☕✨ tinder / moonlacing mingle!

[cadeuces]

( Ping! Your profile needs updating, there's hot singles in your area, it's a swipe frenzy— you all know the push updates with dating apps, right? Maybe you need to brush up your Chroma to buy a place in Amegahara and it just sounds like it's worth a shot, or someone gets ahold of your device and "helps" you along. Upload some new selfies with that new Moonblessing of yours, drop in an About Me, and get to swiping!

And Please— someone please come up with a better name than Prismates because the moons alone make sure we're more than just mammals and no one's obligated to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. We all know the drill by now, don't we? Swipe right or left, yes or no, mark yourself down to moonlace and flirt or just rile a friend up with a big red X— try to include an opening message! Happy Hump Day? )

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, 26 (Iris)

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Comments

[fuckinghysterical]

[Honestly, if she had the chance to go to high school, "very cute and sweet when she’s not in the middle of murdering people" might as well have been her superlative.

Still! She's grateful for the compliment regardless, even if she was super confident in her pictures anyway.]

thank you! but where's your pictures though?

[passio]

[ dextera doesn’t have so many pictures of himself. his home is dark and messy, and he doesn’t think that much of his face in the first place. ]

I don’t think you need to see them. I’m not that interesting to look at.

[fuckinghysterical]

it's hard to compliment you back, if you don't have pictures. :(

[passio]

[ she wants to compliment him… well, that makes him as shy as it does eager. ]

OK. If you want to see one, I’ll post it. Hold on.

[ and… here he is, the saddest person on the planet. ]

[fuckinghysterical]

[Fuck you, she's at least competing for that title herself, even if she does a decent job of hiding it. But aw, look at him.]

see? that wasn't so hard, was it? you look so cute!

[passio]

[ saddest man and woman on the planet… ]

Cute? I’ve never heard that before.

[fuckinghysterical]

well, maybe you'd hear it more, if you posted your pictures more often. :)

[passio]

I don’t understand why people do.

[ he’s not mocking, just genuinely oblivious. seeing her offer the smiley, though, he adds one thing to his reply. ]

:(

[fuckinghysterical]

[Damn, is this guy really that insecure about his appearance???]

you don't understand why people post their pictures? or am i misunderstanding?

[passio]

[ not even!! ]

Oh. I was asking why people take pictures of themselves in the first place, but you answered my question anyway. People take them to post them.

I like looking at other people’s pictures, so if I think about it that way, it’s nice.

[fuckinghysterical]

there you go. i don't know you very well yet, but i'm still glad you posted at least one picture.

surely you have other people who would like to see your pictures as well?

[passio]

[ hmmm ]

I like posting pictures of my pet more. Even though not many people want to see it.

[fuckinghysterical]

i don't know about that, i think most people like seeing pet pictures. what kind do you have?

[passio]

It’s a parasite. I’m not sure what kind.

[fuckinghysterical]

[Dextera what...]

???? you mean that in a literal sense or???

[passio]

Yes. It’s a big bug. It prefers human hosts, but I’m trying not to let it in me.

[fuckinghysterical]

[DEXTERA...?????]

that sounds like a big problem! why not just exterminate it?

[passio]

Why would I exterminate it? It’s really helpful.

[ or, it would be, if he let it in… but listen. he’s playing the long game. ]

[fuckinghysterical]

is it, if it’s trying to take over your body???

[passio]

[ the lady has a point. ]

We should try to coexist with these kinds of things. I think. That’s part of “mutualism.”

[fuckinghysterical]

[At the very least, since this is happening over text, Dextera can't see the look of utter disbelief LB is flashing at her screen right now.]

these things can exist without trying to hurt you in the process!!!

or at least figure out a way to. that part shouldn't be put on you, though.