fifth ☕✨ tinder / moonlacing mingle!

[cadeuces]

( Ping! Your profile needs updating, there's hot singles in your area, it's a swipe frenzy— you all know the push updates with dating apps, right? Maybe you need to brush up your Chroma to buy a place in Amegahara and it just sounds like it's worth a shot, or someone gets ahold of your device and "helps" you along. Upload some new selfies with that new Moonblessing of yours, drop in an About Me, and get to swiping!

And Please— someone please come up with a better name than Prismates because the moons alone make sure we're more than just mammals and no one's obligated to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. We all know the drill by now, don't we? Swipe right or left, yes or no, mark yourself down to moonlace and flirt or just rile a friend up with a big red X— try to include an opening message! Happy Hump Day? )

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, 26 (Iris)

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Comments

[hynobius]

You're not twenty?
Isn't there a child lock on this thing?
Get out of here, infant.

[machiavel]

I’m freshly eighteen. I realize that must have been a long time ago for you.

[hynobius]

Eighteen huh...
Why are you such a problem child?

[machiavel]

It’s the only way I know how to get attention.

[hynobius]

What a brat.
Get a job.

[machiavel]

Are you hiring assistants? I need to know for those “the-butler-did-it” sort of reasons.

[hynobius]

I have a poison resistance.

[machiavel]

And I have a knife. So what?

[hynobius]

You can work at the front desk, sure.

[ He's like 100% confident that Seimei will never kill him. ]

[machiavel]

You’re soooo generous. I’ll apply immediately.

[hynobius]

[ Yoohyun is... taking this seriously. ]

You'll only have to really deal with people coming in and out.
As well as complaints.
Don't try covering up any complaints about yourself, though.

[machiavel]

I’m not working for you.

[hynobius]

It'd be like you're stealing from me since I'm paying you.

[machiavel]

Don’t try to tempt me. My labor is worth much more than anything you could pay me.

[hynobius]

You'd get what you're worth for a cat boy that's threatening to kill me.

[machiavel]

Not a cat boy. Just a human. I realize this is hard for you to understand.

[hynobius]

A human by your world's terms?
I guess I can understand that.

[machiavel]

[ an unexpected moment of understanding, over a thing that seimei takes unexpectedly seriously.

hm, well. he still hates this bitch. ]

Ah, but you would still be an animal by my world’s terms.

[hynobius]

That's also nothing new.

[ ?????? His parents just straight up acted like he didn't exist? You can't hurt his feelings. ]

[machiavel]

[ why aren’t you making this fun for him!!! ]

I’ll be sure to have a leash and collar ready for you the next time we meet.

[hynobius]

That's awfully nice of you to come equipped to be a pet for me.
Thanks.

[machiavel]

[ You have been blocked. You can no longer send messages to this user. ]

[hynobius]

[ nice :) ]