fifth ☕✨ tinder / moonlacing mingle!

[cadeuces]

( Ping! Your profile needs updating, there's hot singles in your area, it's a swipe frenzy— you all know the push updates with dating apps, right? Maybe you need to brush up your Chroma to buy a place in Amegahara and it just sounds like it's worth a shot, or someone gets ahold of your device and "helps" you along. Upload some new selfies with that new Moonblessing of yours, drop in an About Me, and get to swiping!

And Please— someone please come up with a better name than Prismates because the moons alone make sure we're more than just mammals and no one's obligated to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. We all know the drill by now, don't we? Swipe right or left, yes or no, mark yourself down to moonlace and flirt or just rile a friend up with a big red X— try to include an opening message! Happy Hump Day? )

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, 26 (Iris)

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Comments

[halforc]

to learn what?

[uncredentialed]

How sex works, physiologically. To prove or disprove lots of common myths about sex. To collect actual data instead of just making assumptions or judgments.

[halforc]

ah, okay
myths like what?

[uncredentialed]

Well, for instance, one very prominent psychoanalyst posited that women can have two different types of orgasm - one is "immature" and a mark of adolescence, one is "mature" and to be achieved with one's spouse. Many, many doctors and psychologists have been treating women who think they are somehow broken because they can't achieve the "mature" orgasm described by this psychoanalyst.

It's total bunk. And we've proven it.

[halforc]

[ He's so glad this is text, green cheeks darkening. That's a lot of absorb and he isn't sure what he was expecting but there it is, he did ask. ]

isn't an orgasm just an orgasm??
if someone isn't getting off with their spouse, it's their partner's fault for not taking care of them

[uncredentialed]

Yes. And we have the data to prove it - that there is no physiological difference between orgasms. Hence, the need for data.

[halforc]

so the data you collect helps reassure people they aren't broken, as you put it
that's good
it would be useful where i'm from but the data might have overwhelmed your machines, what with the vast differences between people

[uncredentialed]

Maybe so. I don't know anything about you or your world, though one of the many things I've discovered about humans is that for all their similarities, everyone is also still very unique.

[halforc]

speaking as a half-orc, i might have skewed your data results quite a bit

[uncredentialed]

I don't have even the faintest idea what that is, sorry.

[halforc]

uhh one moment

[ Shooting her a selfie, lime-green skin stains his cheeks and runs down his neck, jade-green everywhere else with pointed ears, yellow-slit eyes and underbite tusks. He looks like a child went wild with their crayons. ]

one of my parents was an orc, a more exaggerated version of ... this

[uncredentialed]

That's very interesting.

[ The understatement of the century. She has an even better "poker face" via text even than she does in person. ]

This place has given me a lot of new experiences.

[halforc]

how so?
the technology and moon curses are the strangest experiences for me

[uncredentialed]

I'd only ever met humans from Earth before arriving here.

[halforc]

what do you think of other people now that you've had a chance to meet them too?

[uncredentialed]

Apart from looks, everyone here seems pretty normal to me.