fifth ☕✨ tinder / moonlacing mingle!

[cadeuces]

( Ping! Your profile needs updating, there's hot singles in your area, it's a swipe frenzy— you all know the push updates with dating apps, right? Maybe you need to brush up your Chroma to buy a place in Amegahara and it just sounds like it's worth a shot, or someone gets ahold of your device and "helps" you along. Upload some new selfies with that new Moonblessing of yours, drop in an About Me, and get to swiping!

And Please— someone please come up with a better name than Prismates because the moons alone make sure we're more than just mammals and no one's obligated to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. We all know the drill by now, don't we? Swipe right or left, yes or no, mark yourself down to moonlace and flirt or just rile a friend up with a big red X— try to include an opening message! Happy Hump Day? )

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, 26 (Iris)

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Comments

[firstsaderesponder]

yeah except his name is toshirou not toshizou

like how i'm sougo not souji

[Gintama characters tend to mess up kids in Japan on their history tests.]

he's here too. really fun to mess with

[machiavel]

[ what

seimei needs a moment to think about this, but remembering what sougo had said about being from a gag manga, maybe it isn’t so strange. ]

I’d love for you to introduce me. I need some entertainment.

[firstsaderesponder]

[If you want to be an ally with this sadist, you'll have to get used to the fourth-walling. Granted, he doesn't utilize it as much as other characters.]

do you want me to drag him along for coffee

or do you want his address

[Because that can be provided. Poor Hijikata.]

[machiavel]

I’m sadistic, not impolite. Let’s have a proper meeting.

[firstsaderesponder]

whatever you say

[He still thinks surprising Hijikata at his address would be a fun idea, though. Perhaps in the future...]

he may get suspicious if i invite him out tho. we need to think of a way to get past that

[machiavel]

Tell him that you have a friend who wants to meet him. Hm?

[ in a sexy way?? ]

[firstsaderesponder]

got it i'll try. he really doesn't trust me tho cause i keep trying to kill him

hope you like dog food

[He's not aware that he's talking to a catboy.]

[machiavel]

[ … ]

Pardon?

[firstsaderesponder]

he's got a weird food obsession

[machiavel]

As far as dog food?

[firstsaderesponder]

it's mayonnaise

so basically dog food