fifth ☕✨ tinder / moonlacing mingle!

[cadeuces]

( Ping! Your profile needs updating, there's hot singles in your area, it's a swipe frenzy— you all know the push updates with dating apps, right? Maybe you need to brush up your Chroma to buy a place in Amegahara and it just sounds like it's worth a shot, or someone gets ahold of your device and "helps" you along. Upload some new selfies with that new Moonblessing of yours, drop in an About Me, and get to swiping!

And Please— someone please come up with a better name than Prismates because the moons alone make sure we're more than just mammals and no one's obligated to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. We all know the drill by now, don't we? Swipe right or left, yes or no, mark yourself down to moonlace and flirt or just rile a friend up with a big red X— try to include an opening message! Happy Hump Day? )

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, 26 (Iris)

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Comments

[arf]

Infamous and popular are different! Right?

I'm not in a fight club! It's just that my troupe is... an interesting collection of people. Delinquents, yakuza, and so on. They mostly fight with each other anyway...

[ He's not going to out Omi since Omi just wants to be a photographer now, so this stranger doesn't need to know he's an ex-motorcycle gang leader.. ]

[firstsaderesponder]

but you can't spell infamous without famous

[Genius reasoning.]

why are they acting then

oh wait. do you have any terrorists

[Hey, it's completely possible that Katsura went to another world and is disguising himself as an actor.]

[arf]

It also has in! Which means.. in.

[ look he's not the smartest cookie in the box ok ]

I don't have anyone to make one with anyway, it's not an option!

[ Ri..ght. Right. Even if it would... would it make him famous? Infamous. In has to mean something other than what he's thinking. ]

What? No. I don't think so.

[firstsaderesponder]

yes, but you would be in famous. so it's the same thing

[Neither is Sougo, but he knows enough to try and bullshit his way around things.]

this planet keeps encouraging us to have sex so you could probably get a partner if you try. i'm sure there's someone into dogs somewhere

and that's disappointing...just wanted to check. if you ever meet a guy named katsura just lmk

[Back home, Sougo didn't take the day-to-day motions of his job seriously. This changed when it came to chasing down Joui rebels like Katsura.]

[arf]

I want to find a gf not just get laid!!
(T_T)
Also I think I'm too young for a sex tape, ask again later!

[ Well it's not a solid no anymore. He doesn't know what he wants now. ]

Katsura, got it.

[ He's definitely going to report anyone named Katsura now. ]

[firstsaderesponder]

so you're a cherry boy looking for a gf. any luck on the app

maybe you should try and send girls pictures of your d***. they love that

[SOUGO, NO, DON'T DO THIS TO TAICHI]

[arf]

Or friends! I made lots of new potential friends! I did manage to get one date though, woohoo!

EVEN I KNOW BETTER THAN THAT!

[firstsaderesponder]

do you need me to loan you my leash for the date

[Unfortunately, that's normal for Sougo. It's not even originally his leash. But the fact that Sougo is offering is a step in the right direction...]

have you tried it? how do you know?

[...And now back to your regularly scheduled trolling.]

[arf]

It's not a dog date!!

Because I've attended high school and seen the rejection men face trying that!

[firstsaderesponder]

there's no better way to bond with a girl than putting her on a leash

[Somehow, he does believe this.]

maybe it's because their d***s were too small.

[arf]

[ Ah.. he had just assumed that it was for him................... ]

Even moreso I'm not putting a girl on a leash!

I don't think that was it!

[firstsaderesponder]

why not? i'm sure she'll love it.

oh wait, unless you're into a dominant girl? hmm, yeah, i can see that. in that case you need the leash for yourself

anyways who is she?

[Should Sougo send her a d*** pic and say it was from Taichi? Decisions, decisions. Look at this great wingman right here.]

[arf]

Orihime-san is a decent girl who shouldn't be leashed, "Okita-sama"!

[ Taichi might call him that sarcastically from here on out. He hasn't decided yet, but he hopes that Sougo can hear the pissy tone with this text. ]

[firstsaderesponder]

okita-sama, i like that sound of that

also decent girls can be leashed. they're the most fun to break in actually

[People getting pissed off at him? He's used to that. The best way to try and turn that against them is to act like it doesn't affect you at all. He wouldn't be opposed to spending the rest of his days in Prisma being addressed as "Okita-sama".]

[arf]

I'm being glib!

Don't break Orihime-san in!

[ NOT ALLOWED. he doesn't even know what to do here ]

[firstsaderesponder]

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