fifth ☕✨ tinder / moonlacing mingle!

[cadeuces]

( Ping! Your profile needs updating, there's hot singles in your area, it's a swipe frenzy— you all know the push updates with dating apps, right? Maybe you need to brush up your Chroma to buy a place in Amegahara and it just sounds like it's worth a shot, or someone gets ahold of your device and "helps" you along. Upload some new selfies with that new Moonblessing of yours, drop in an About Me, and get to swiping!

And Please— someone please come up with a better name than Prismates because the moons alone make sure we're more than just mammals and no one's obligated to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. We all know the drill by now, don't we? Swipe right or left, yes or no, mark yourself down to moonlace and flirt or just rile a friend up with a big red X— try to include an opening message! Happy Hump Day? )

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, 26 (Iris)

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Comments

[boobytraps]

I'm glad.

Have you been getting to spend lots of quality time together here?

[lumberlady]

yes!

is spending every day and night, so is very happy!

[does she think this woman means the innocent quality time? maybe]

[boobytraps]

Every day AND night?

You wild girl. Don't you get tired?

[lumberlady]

tired of husband?

never!

[boobytraps]

I was thinking more along the lines of tired BY husband...

[lumberlady]

by love with husband???

[boobytraps]

By making love with your husband!

[lumberlady]

we

we is not doing mating love every day and night! that is not what i was meaning!!

i do not

i is not thinking any one can do!!

[boobytraps]

I don't know, I've heard all sorts of stories from newlyweds...

[lumberlady]

is lie!

of course needing sleep in between!! even if SANGUIS or IRIS cannot be doing all night!!

[never mind that denying it admits to trying it]

[boobytraps]

( Oh, she picks up on that alright. )

Sounds like a challenge.

[lumberlady]

is... challenge yes?

no?

[wait, if she says it's a challenge is that going to sound like she's taking the challenge or that it's hard???

... hard!!! aaaaah there's no winning this]

[boobytraps]

Well, I'm sure you'll be up for it, big girl!

Need any tips or tricks?

[lumberlady]

[no one else can see this right? it's just the two of them right?

so...]











you is having tips?

[boobytraps]

Of course!

What have you tried so far?

[lumberlady]

what have tried like...

movement???

[boobytraps]

That goes without saying! You can't just lie there. Stand there?

You need to surprise him.

[lumberlady]

i try also but









husband is heavy... is hard to move when mounted.

[boobytraps]

What about beforehand? Foreplay is important, too!

[lumberlady]

is sometimes try... hand? mouth?

i'm sorry she's like this

[boobytraps]

A thumb up the arse?

Konoha spends half her canon embarrassed this is IC

[lumberlady]

why???

good, i'm glad

[boobytraps]

For fun!

////

[lumberlady]

is not for fun making???

[boobytraps]

It can be!

Have you tried it?