fifth ☕✨ tinder / moonlacing mingle!

[cadeuces]

( Ping! Your profile needs updating, there's hot singles in your area, it's a swipe frenzy— you all know the push updates with dating apps, right? Maybe you need to brush up your Chroma to buy a place in Amegahara and it just sounds like it's worth a shot, or someone gets ahold of your device and "helps" you along. Upload some new selfies with that new Moonblessing of yours, drop in an About Me, and get to swiping!

And Please— someone please come up with a better name than Prismates because the moons alone make sure we're more than just mammals and no one's obligated to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. We all know the drill by now, don't we? Swipe right or left, yes or no, mark yourself down to moonlace and flirt or just rile a friend up with a big red X— try to include an opening message! Happy Hump Day? )

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, 26 (Iris)

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[firstsaderesponder]

[Sad as it is...the real Hijikata really would drink it straight from the bottle. Sougo briefly toys with the idea of making Lucio buy him a lot of stuff, but he doesn't know how rich or dependable Lucio is. He'll test out the waters and see.]

I'm okay, but...can you get me some laxatives to go with them? I love mayonnaise so, so much, but it gets me constipated. :(

[poopio]

Very well. Laxatives and mayonnaise. You will receive them promptly and be given much rectal relief.
Please keep an eye out for my delivery.

[ And later that day, Sougo may find a nicely decorated basket outside his door filled with gourmet mayonnaise and a canister of soothing laxative tea, the latter prepared by yours truly. ]

[firstsaderesponder]

[Rectal relief...well, that's one way to put it.]

Thank you so much...can I text you if I need anything else?

[Always the opportunist. Sougo will store the mayonnaise for a later date. He was expecting more of a liquid laxative, but he'll figure out what to do with the tea. As long as Hijikata is here, the opportunities for pranking him exist. Thank you for enabling Sougo, Lucio.]

[poopio]

If you so desire it, though I cannot promise you I will always be able to fulfill your requests.

[ As charitable as he is, he is not about the sexual intimacy with mayonnaise life. ]

[firstsaderesponder]

That's okay. I'm comforted just to have someone to deliver me laxatives. :)

[Barely anyone is. Luckily, Sougo won't seriously be asking Lucio this. The actual Hijikata may be a different story.]