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He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, 26 (Iris)

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Comments

[hunksmash]

i dunno. how many team members do you bag before it starts to get way too weird?

[lanceylance]

don't know. can't say i've ever bagged any.

[hunksmash]

well don't push your luck i guess. two seems fine so far, but who knows. maybe three breaks the whole system down.

[lanceylance]

if breaking the system down could possibly send us home, then i am testing this.

[hunksmash]

if only.
i mean more like the voltron system. i think the more business you get done here, the more the planet's gonna wanna keep you.

which isn't like. a real thing. i'm sure plenty of busy people go home.

[lanceylance]

... i could test that one, too.

dude, i thought you liked science.

[hunksmash]

i feel like this doesn't have a steady hypothesis. and then the data's gonna be pretty limited.

you under the moon rn? which one are you?

[lanceylance]

screw the hypothesis. you miss 100% of the shots you don't take anyway.

if by 'under the moon' you mean looking like some kinda wannabe furry, then no. i guess i'm whatever makes you into some kinda dogpersonthing. why? is that what you are?

[hunksmash]

nah. i get all tabby-stripe-y. cordis.

i think dogs are sanguis.
kinda fight-y.

[lanceylance]

what? i am so not fight-y! that's keith, not me!

[hunksmash]

nah. keith's the needy mess variety. iris.
weird but true.

[lanceylance]

. . . . . .
on second thought, yeah, i can see it.

[hunksmash]

shrugs all around, my dude.
be glad you're not iris, too, i guess. seems like it's a pain.

[lanceylance]

outta curiosity... what's pidge?

[ There are things this could explain, but he wants to make sure the pieces are right before he tries to assemble them. ]

[hunksmash]

also iris. an absolute menace.

[ What brand of math is Lance trying to do here and are one or both of them going to be in trouble?? ]

[lanceylance]

okay. what's the order it all goes in? like, what comes first?

[ Guess who's trying to figure out how to schedule his interactions with people. ]

[hunksmash]

sanguis, cordis, iris, for about five days each. each has a waxing and waning day, actually, so... three FULL ON days each padded by decaf days.

and then three nights of all three. no decaf.

[lanceylance]

so what you're saying is i avoid everyone the first 5, then you the second, then pidge and keith the third, then everybody again for like, 3 days. gotcha.

i want a decaf option for the last 3. who do i gotta talk to to make that happen?

[hunksmash]

the moons themselves? the big terrifying ancient monster people that show up now and again? can't tell if they're some kind of ruling class for real and/or what that has to do with the moon cycles.

if it makes you feel any better, you don't SUPER have to avoid me. cordis makes me say stupid shit without thinking and maybe i'm a certain percentage hotter due to brain chemicals but

probably fine.

[lanceylance]

okay, so then i avoid everybody for the first 5, then maybe the next 5 is okayish, then it's pidge and keith, then after that, everybody for like, 3.

i'll take probably. it's better than definitely not fine.

[hunksmash]

i haven't made any catastrophically bad decisions yet so... yay?? probably maintainable reason???

[lanceylance]

yeah, i'd say you're probably pretty safe. okay. plan of attack then is the third 5 days and the last 3... so like, the last 8 total, stay away from pidge and keith. gotcha! that's totally doable.