text | un: 76, dated to triple moons

[mylawn]

[Here’s someone who uses the network, well. Never. But this would be a very lonely “business” venture if he didn’t speak up about it somewhere, so it is time to suck it up and make himself a known entity.]

Got sick of not having a place to throw some real punches when the moons are out, so I’ve got a venue going. I know I’m not the only one who needs to blow off some steam. If anyone’s looking to get some serious training in, maybe this can be the place.

Don’t kill each other, and don’t wreck anything. I did too much paperwork to get that business license and hell if I’m gonna get evicted because one of you punks took out a wall.

[Accompanying this post is an address, deep in Level 3. Seems legit!]

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text | j.valentine

[torsion]

Finally.
You want to trade a few kicks? :)

[mylawn]

What do you mean, finally? Come by whenever you want.

[torsion]

I meant something like this is being talked about. Surprised no one did it first.
Wanna say don't hold back, but gotta watch out for them walls.

[mylawn]

Well, you know what they say about wanting something done right.

I don't think I could take out an entire wall. Not without a real effort.

[torsion]

I guess I'll have high hopes in that case.
I think you're bullshitting me. I've fought you before.
If I can do it, you can definitely do it.

[mylawn]

Punch a hole through a wall? Sure. Knock the whole thing over? Maybe not.

[torsion]

So punching holes through them is fine, just not destroying the whole thing?
Got it.
;)

[mylawn]

You break it, you buy it.

[torsion]

I asked for that one, huh?

[mylawn]

Yeah, but it's also one of the rules.

[torsion]

"Took out a wall".

But we both know I'm being a smartass. Don't worry. If anything happens on my part, count me in for paying for it. I wouldn't want to be the one that ruins something like this for myself, let alone others.

So, you up for another round? I like fighting against heavy hitters. Opposite of me. Helps me hone my moves better.

[mylawn]

Come by any time. We'll have a rematch.

[torsion]

Any time? Don't treat me like every other member, 76.
Take me seriously.
Name the time and I'll bring drinks. Or food for us. :)
If you don't wear me out, then there's no point. And you're one of the few who are strong enough to leave me weak.
Not that I mean to compliment you. ;)

[mylawn]

I'm taking you seriously. Now that everything's set up, I'll probably be here most nights.

Of course you don't. Your secret's safe with me.

[torsion]

Thoughtful. ;)
Want to go for a Sanguis or Triple Moon? I've never sparred with you during that time and I'd love to see what you're capable of and how I'll need to change my own approach to combat you.

Thanks. I gotta keep a tough image about me, you know?

[mylawn]

Sure, but I gotta warn you that I'm not exactly easy to look at.

[torsion]

Sometimes my jaw splits and elongates for more fangs. Usually I've just got a tail and some ears, but it's not pretty to see when the former happens.

I promise I've seen worse on the job.

[mylawn]

Yeah, I get something like that too, sometimes. Do you keep all your limbs, at least?

[torsion]

So far. But I've known multiple people who have turned into just... rabbits or things like that?
So I'm not counting on my moons to be predictable.
How about you?

[mylawn]

Nothing like that's happened to me, thankfully.

About 50/50 on legs though

[torsion]

Yeah? Could be a lot of things, even just for Sanguis.
What are you being so shy about?

[mylawn]

I'm not being shy, I'm just trying to adequately warn you.

[torsion]

But "adequate" isn't telling me directly.

[mylawn]

🐍

[torsion]

Cute.
Is it so embarrassing you can't just say it?
it's no big deal, considering, you know. I'm a little more, uh
🐺