001 ★ voice

[zohvin]

[The person recording this is soft-spoken, with a slight British Imperial accent underlying his words. His tone is otherwise quite measured; it's probably obvious that he's either rehearsed this or is going off of a written script.]

Good afternoon. For those of you that don't know me, my name is Draz'ohv'inadax [and there his mouth is making sounds that would be hard to hit with human vocal chords,] - but please, call me Zohvin. I'm making this post to announce that I have been approved to hold a license as a private investigator, and my office in Lower Lunatia is now open for business.

Supernova Investigative Services - or S.I.S. for short - is a private detective agency here for uncovering information and discovering what other people don't want you to find. We will work on everything from personal matters to minor crimes that you might not want to get the Moon Knights involved in. We also take the privacy of our clients seriously, no matter what your case might entail.

If you're wondering about my credentials, I have a background in both military service and law enforcement that spans multiple planets. Rest assured that conducting investigations is something of a specialty of mine, and I'm going to make sure that S.I.S. operates at a strict level of quality and efficiency.

On that note, I'm also looking for employees, both part time and full time. I'll even hire on a temporary basis, but anyone interested in a position will need to come in for an interview so I can see if you have the right attitude and skills. If there's any magic-users out there interested in earning some extra demichroma, I'd particularly like to speak to you about some special work I have in mind.

[There's a brief pause before he adds,] And if you did take the time to listen to this whole spiel, I appreciate it.

[In text at the bottom of this message is more information about S.I.S., including an address and phone number.]

Comments

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[epistemically]

Can you tell me more about what exactly a private investigator does? I am familiar with military investigation, information sourcing, and criminal profiling due to my work within the military.

[ Not the entire truth, but not entirely a lie. ]

[zohvin]

It's going to be on a much smaller scale, for one thing. We may be hired to, say, follow someone who's suspected of theft, or to find a family heirloom that's already been fenced.

We also won't be working with gear nearly as advanced as what a military can get their hands on. I'd like to upgrade our systems when I can, but it's all going to be civilian technology. Honestly, with a background like that I'd say you're overqualified.

[epistemically]

I have worked with less.

Even on a smaller scale operation there is need for those with experience on information gathering and profiling. It would be more beneficial to have an experienced member on staff other than yourself for training.

My experience speaks for itself, but I believe you and I have a similar background. What makes me overqualified compared to you?

[zohvin]

I more meant that you're overqualified for civilian investigation, but you do have some specialties that I don't. My time on the military was more focused on combat operations and less on wide-scale endeavors like that.

I'd very much like to speak to you in person if you're still interested.

[epistemically]

More military tactics than information gathering I take it? That could also be worthwhile in the civilian landscape.

I am still interested. Do you have a specific time you'd like to speak?

[zohvin]

It could be, but I'm hoping I won't have to use it too often.

Why don't you stop by at 9 AM tomorrow? I can give you a brief interview and show you around the place.

[epistemically]

If only we were all so optimistic.

I look forward to meeting you in person, Zohvin.

(ooc: Hey sorry for the super delayed tag. A lot sort of happened in my life the last two weeks, but I would love to continue this if you'd like! )

[zohvin]

(OOC: I'm totally up for continuing! There's a starter in that log I linked if you'd like to hit it up. :) )