001 ★ voice

[zohvin]

[The person recording this is soft-spoken, with a slight British Imperial accent underlying his words. His tone is otherwise quite measured; it's probably obvious that he's either rehearsed this or is going off of a written script.]

Good afternoon. For those of you that don't know me, my name is Draz'ohv'inadax [and there his mouth is making sounds that would be hard to hit with human vocal chords,] - but please, call me Zohvin. I'm making this post to announce that I have been approved to hold a license as a private investigator, and my office in Lower Lunatia is now open for business.

Supernova Investigative Services - or S.I.S. for short - is a private detective agency here for uncovering information and discovering what other people don't want you to find. We will work on everything from personal matters to minor crimes that you might not want to get the Moon Knights involved in. We also take the privacy of our clients seriously, no matter what your case might entail.

If you're wondering about my credentials, I have a background in both military service and law enforcement that spans multiple planets. Rest assured that conducting investigations is something of a specialty of mine, and I'm going to make sure that S.I.S. operates at a strict level of quality and efficiency.

On that note, I'm also looking for employees, both part time and full time. I'll even hire on a temporary basis, but anyone interested in a position will need to come in for an interview so I can see if you have the right attitude and skills. If there's any magic-users out there interested in earning some extra demichroma, I'd particularly like to speak to you about some special work I have in mind.

[There's a brief pause before he adds,] And if you did take the time to listen to this whole spiel, I appreciate it.

[In text at the bottom of this message is more information about S.I.S., including an address and phone number.]

Comments

[yakiniku]

[He laughs at the thought of Zohvin trying to sneak around and not look like a frequent visitor.]

I had not expected you to want to visit me at all, but I will understand if your appearances are rare. You could tell people that you are my customer specifically. [Hanzo tries to hold back his laughter but doesn't do so well.]

[zohvin]

[It's rare that he gets to hear Hanzo laughing like that, and it's contagious, leaving Zohvin chuckling himself.]

Now that you've given me your permission, I might just do that. It sounds like what I've heard humans refer to as a 'power move'.

[yakiniku]

[Hanzo feels the same way about Zohvin's laughter, allowing himself to appreciate it before even attempting to compose himself once again.]

Perhaps you have been spending too much time amongst humans? Though that is unavoidable for a handful of reasons. One being me.

[zohvin]

It's either that or trying to meet more Prismals. Don't worry, I'm perfectly happy spending time with humans. And with you.

[yakiniku]

[Hanzo still feels apprehensive about the Prismals in general, but he knows that for the most part it isn't their fault they're all stuck there.]

Lucky us.