Nope. Lube I can basically make with water, I just change the physical properties of it. It's not like I can make lead into gold. So to make alcohol I need the base components. If I had grapes, for example, I could do it. But all I remembered to buy this morning was chocolate milk, I was really craving it.

[ He shuffles all his papers into a semi-respectable pile so that at least the couch is clear. ]

Is that why you have friends with severed heads? [ He muses, smirking. ] I guess you could call me the same. I have a sect, sort of, but we're basically the cast offs no one else wanted. Serves them right, though, I'm better than any of them.

Bring me some chocolate milk too, actually, now I'm thirsty.