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[impiety]

Is it always like this?

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[impiety]

What do you mean by that?

[foeyay]

this planet's aggressors don't discriminate the way I do. they fight dirty while targeting the weak and the strong alike. they'll even mess with your mind.

it's fascinating.

[impiety]

Is that so?

I'm not sure if I would call it fascinating. But why do you think it is?

[foeyay]

what makes it fascinating are all the different ways everyone reacts!

[If Kamui knew what a popcorn gif was, there would be one here.]

[impiety]

You sound like quite the troublemaker.

[foeyay]

i'm a pirate after all. if i'm not making trouble, then i must be slacking off.

[impiety]

A pirate? Like yo-ho-ho?

[foeyay]

yo ho hum maybe. i'm not much of a drinker.

i can destroy a fleet of ships no problem though!

[impiety]

Of course.

That so? How can you do that?

[foeyay]

with my fists!

[For real though. Not just wooden ships either. Space ships.]

[impiety]

Could you show me sometime?

I'm not much of a fighter, but I wouldn't mind watching your skill.

[foeyay]

find me someone good to fight with, and i'll show you anything you'd like. :)

[impiety]

Someone strong, hm?

I'll see what I can do.

[foeyay]

only the strongest! i'll make it worth your while.

[impiety]

Beyond a show, what else will you give me?

[foeyay]

you didn't ask for anything else. too bad for you!

if you get too greedy, you'll end up with nothing, you know.

[impiety]

Well, I'm asking now.

Why is it already too late to ask?

[foeyay]

why should i waste my time providing for some weakling when i've got both hands full just trying to satisfy my own appetite?

[Both literally and figuratively. Kamui's got quite the appetite for battle, sure, but he also has an insatiable appetite for good, ol' fashioned food. The perils of being a Yato with an insane metabolism are that there is not enough chroma in the galaxy to keep him full.]

[impiety]

I might be able to give you something fun in return.

[foeyay]

you already said you're no good in a fight. there's absolutely nothing fun about you!

[impiety]

How about we meet and I'll explain myself properly?

[foeyay]

[Hm.

If Kamui meets this guy in person, he'll be able to measure him up to his own standards immediately. If this guy is somehow useful despite supposedly not being powerful, then things could turn out very interesting indeed. On the other hand, if he's useless, then a meeting will be a monumental waste of Kamui's time. He'd be too annoyed to even bother killing the bastard.

Then again... he had tried to say he had a good defense or something, right? He isn't fit for battle, but he has a good defense. It makes no sense to Kamui, but neither had Gintoki's inhuman determination nor Shinsuke's razorblade charisma. There are still forms of strength out there that Kamui has yet to understand.

Maybe a bit of annoyance is worth satiating his curiosity this time.

Maybe.]

treat me. you can explain while i eat.

[impiety]

All right.

[ Small price to pay when trying to manipulate someone strong. ]

getting both versions of that comment was delightful, thank you

[foeyay]

[Score! Now, no matter what happens, he'll at least get a free meal out of it. Mooching: The only way Kamui can survive in a world where money equals intimacy.

Also, on an unrelated one, one of several effective ways to manipulate this very strong idiot.]

name your time and place. i'll be the one with an umbrella.

I'M HAPPY YOU LIKE IT

[impiety]

Level 2. Tonight at 7pm. [ He lists off the restaurant as being one that has food that reminds him of Italian dishes. ]

I'll be the one with wings.