✨ Video ☆ UN: Mr. Swift ✨

[bombvault]

[It’s a rough world to be in for someone who is unfamiliar with the technology and is lacking the attention span to keep at it. But he's nothing if not determined! As a result some of those tuning into this network post might notice how scripted the attached video sounds. All due to the fact that it's been recorded then trashed several times until a good take was captured.]

[As for the man caught on film he looks so old-timey circus it ought to be a parody. But it isn't.]

It’s my birthday today! 'Why is that important' you may ask? Because you don’t know me and certainly I don’t know you. Well, let me tell you!

[The video pans away from the smiley individual to a cake that looks quite like this and then back. If Mike hadn't been raised in the circus he might've been destined to be a chef.]

Now I’ve gone ahead and baked this cake. But I've only recently arrived so I don’t have enough people here that I can share it with. Now isn’t that just something? It’s a real problem I have on my hands. So, I need some volunteers.

[The perspective settles on the counter so he can point directly at the camera. You, yes you, imaginary audience member.]

But there’s a catch! You’ve got to introduce yourself and let me know what you lot do around here for fun. It’s a fair trade, I think.

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un: grimm

[hagrides]

Happy birthday.

[It's the bug man again!]

Suppose that I have already introduced myself to you?

[bombvault]

Thank you!

[The charming bug man!!]

Look at that. I suppose that you did! That means you get first dibs. But only if you tell me about something fun.

[No rule breaking! Not even for the politest bug he's ever met.]

[hagrides]

I enjoy visiting Lunatia's parks and relaxing in nature.

(idv player voice in eng #1 chat) Happy Birthday Mike

[heibai]

It's a shame the Gardener isn't around to throw you a party. I've heard she's the one who's always excitable to prepare birthday parties for her fellow Survivors.

( they all watch from the other side of the manor... sometimes uninvited. sob sob. )

Ah, do excuse my rudeness. I suppose I should say it myself as well?
'Happy Birthday, Mike'.
Should I play along and introduce myself too?

[bombvault]

[Golly, wonder why the Hunters might not be invited sometimes. What a mystery! ...No umbrella birthday beatings allowed today ok? None!! ITS RUDE]

It is isn't it! It's a real shame!!
I really hope that everyone isn't off celebrating without me. I'd hate to miss it.
and since you've gone ahead and wished me a happy birthday already I won't make you! I'd say we're already acquainted anyways.

[Mike's got a bad feeling about what any of the hunters find to be 'fun.' So maybe a lil bit of rule breaking is allowed. HE WON'T ASK]

But consider me surprised since I hadn't known that you had much of a sweet tooth.

[heibai]

I rather doubt they would.
Though, I would be lying if I couldn't see many of them celebrating in your honor, rather than without you.
Would that not make you feel better?

( what's wrong with umbrella beatings ): it's wujiu's way of saying happy birthday too! )

Truth be told, I care little for the cake — though I must say, that is quite the impressive baking.
We do know each other, after all; wouldn't it be only right for me to send you well wishes?
Especially when the only fellow Survivor you have around doesn't seem to do well with more modern technology, haha.

video | un: demonchef

[satanslash]

Whoa... fancy cake.

[Rin is a little jealous. His bakery skills aren't nearly that good!]

[bombvault]

Of course! And why shouldn't it be? There's no better time to indulge than on a birthday.

[Even if it's his own birthday! Hello, hello, curious stranger.]

[bombvault]

When you put it that way I simply have to agree!
Just as long as everyone is having a good time.
Although it may be a challenge without me there! Since some of them seem to be allergic to letting themselves have fun.

[Do you take constructive criticism wujiu? It sux 8^( Just be nice!!!]

But thank you very much for both the birthday wishes and the compliment.
Although this absolute audacity!! He isn't here to defend himself, you know?
Were you aware he even burnt himself on his stove? Poor thing.

[satanslash]

Well, yeah. Not disagreein' with you there, man. Just kinda jealous that you made that.

[bombvault]

Does that mean that you prefer the peace and quiet during your downtime?

[bombvault]

Now now, as much as I'd love to take the compliment that's still a bit unfortunate to hear! Should I take it to mean that you're a bit of a Culinarian yourself?

[satanslash]

Heh, yeah.

[A big word, but one Rin actually knows!]

I actually run a Teppanyaki grill here. Been cookin' since I was little and I'm damn good at it. Just never got the hang of the whole bakery-pastry side of it.

voice; un: username

[saezuru]

[ He may sound bored, but that's just how he sounds. ]

Happy birthday.

I'm Doumeki. The things I do for fun are... [ There's a long pause.

Like a really long pause. He used to work. Now...? ]

I can't think of anything. Can I still get cake?

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[catwalknotrequired]

You made that?

[Major baking/cooking envy. God she wants a piece of that cake.]

[bombvault]

I've never heard of it!

[But boy does Mike sound excited about that.]

Is it any good? Well, I'm sure that it is- but what's in it?

[bombvault]

Oh, thank you, it's nice to meet you.

[SIR YOUR VIBES?? Mike's not even offended he goes straight for concerned. are you ok...]

Of course you can. But was that really your best go at it?

[bombvault]

[!!!]

Well if it isn't little miss lion catcher?

[But he's smiling too much for it to be anything but a tease.]

I did make it, I promise. From top to bottom!

[heibai]

You were often the life of the party, I agree.
How should I put it... You certainly know how to make things more bright.

( :) yes it's an indirect at those infuriating fire bombs. )

Ahaha. Indeed I am.
In fact, I was there when he burned himself. Poor, poor thing.
I had to help him turn off the stove and everything.
He's much like a baby. Are you sure you can take care of him?

[saezuru]

[ He means 0 offense, he's really just Like That. ]

Thanks. The cake's nice.

[ Still the same deadpan, but see, he is human. ]

I don't do much outside of work.

[ Another pause.... ]

I work out, but not really for fun. It helps me clear my head.

[catwalknotrequired]

[Wha- Oh! Oh.]

I thought you looked a little familiar. Sorry about that.

[Well that's good because everything with the b-cubes was nuts.]

It looks delicious. What kind of cake is it?

[bombvault]

You little flatterer! I wouldn't be a very good performer if I didn't keep things flashy.
It's amazing luck that you arrived at exactly the right time.

[Aren't truces :) great?]

and, oh goodness, I never imagined myself becoming a care taker at such a young age.
But if he really was like a baby wouldn't that make the business at the manor immoral?
I can't imagine participating had I known. So good thing that isn't the case!

[heibai]

Ah... Yes, it's quite lucky of me.
Though I'm always saddened to see you get injured before your performance ends. The life at the circus must be quite a dangerous one.

( TRUCES SURE ARE. NICE. )

I'm not quite sure the owner cares much. You do have a poor, innocent blind girl in your side of the manor, do you not?

( also robbie is literally a beheaded child but ok. )

Does it mean you're willing to let the Gravekeeper go on his way alone?
My my. Perhaps I should stay by his place from now on. Watch over him.
It's the least I can do.

[hagrides]

I do. My own home is not nearly so peaceful, so I take the opportunity where I can to 'chill out,' as the young folks say.

video; un: kamui

[foeyay]

My name's Kamui. I'm a Yato. I fight and eat cake.

[HINT HINT

Sorry, Mr. Swift. The only thing Kamui cares about in this video is the free food.]