✨ Video ☆ UN: Mr. Swift ✨

[bombvault]

[It’s a rough world to be in for someone who is unfamiliar with the technology and is lacking the attention span to keep at it. But he's nothing if not determined! As a result some of those tuning into this network post might notice how scripted the attached video sounds. All due to the fact that it's been recorded then trashed several times until a good take was captured.]

[As for the man caught on film he looks so old-timey circus it ought to be a parody. But it isn't.]

It’s my birthday today! 'Why is that important' you may ask? Because you don’t know me and certainly I don’t know you. Well, let me tell you!

[The video pans away from the smiley individual to a cake that looks quite like this and then back. If Mike hadn't been raised in the circus he might've been destined to be a chef.]

Now I’ve gone ahead and baked this cake. But I've only recently arrived so I don’t have enough people here that I can share it with. Now isn’t that just something? It’s a real problem I have on my hands. So, I need some volunteers.

[The perspective settles on the counter so he can point directly at the camera. You, yes you, imaginary audience member.]

But there’s a catch! You’ve got to introduce yourself and let me know what you lot do around here for fun. It’s a fair trade, I think.

Comments

un: grimm

[hagrides]

Happy birthday.

[It's the bug man again!]

Suppose that I have already introduced myself to you?

(idv player voice in eng #1 chat) Happy Birthday Mike

[heibai]

It's a shame the Gardener isn't around to throw you a party. I've heard she's the one who's always excitable to prepare birthday parties for her fellow Survivors.

( they all watch from the other side of the manor... sometimes uninvited. sob sob. )

Ah, do excuse my rudeness. I suppose I should say it myself as well?
'Happy Birthday, Mike'.
Should I play along and introduce myself too?

video | un: demonchef

[satanslash]

Whoa... fancy cake.

[Rin is a little jealous. His bakery skills aren't nearly that good!]

voice; un: username

[saezuru]

[ He may sound bored, but that's just how he sounds. ]

Happy birthday.

I'm Doumeki. The things I do for fun are... [ There's a long pause.

Like a really long pause. He used to work. Now...? ]

I can't think of anything. Can I still get cake?

video

[catwalknotrequired]

You made that?

[Major baking/cooking envy. God she wants a piece of that cake.]

video; un: kamui

[foeyay]

My name's Kamui. I'm a Yato. I fight and eat cake.

[HINT HINT

Sorry, Mr. Swift. The only thing Kamui cares about in this video is the free food.]

un: strawhat

[rubberpirate]

WOAH! That cake looks so awesome!

[Luffy's mouth is watering.]

Happy birthday stranger! I'm Luffy, and I'm going to be the King of Pirates!

[He smiles wide and big, and then laughs.]

I eat for fun! And catch things, I found a cool beetle the other day!

voice; un: magicowl

[getting_better]

Happy Birthday stranger! Not a half bad job on the cake.

[ Although, he had his own reservations. Not negative but certainly a preference thing. ]

I'm called Bishop. As for what I do for fun...Well, I love my job. I'm the head chef and patissier at a maid cafe on level one. The people I work with are bright and eager, and my employer is kind and warm. She gives me a lot of freedom and challenge to further refine my skill and explore ideas.