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[onehole]

What is your favorite number?

There are wrong answers.

Comments

[onehole]

I can be, yes.

It's my username.

[casaposa]

[What a cheeky bastard.]

Enjoy your bizarre game then. I'll leave you to it.

[onehole]

You're leaving so soon?

[casaposa]

Yes.
There are plenty of others who can make up numbers and pretend it's their favorite. You don't need me for that.

[onehole]

Aw, but I thought that we could be friends.

[casaposa]

[This newfangled texting!!! He can't tell if they're being serious or not.]

Are you still trying to play me for a fool?

[onehole]

NOPE.

[casaposa]

Well then I hate to burst your bubble, but I don't think we have any reason to be friends.

[RUDE]

[onehole]

EH WHY

[casaposa]

Why would we? We don't know each other.
You should be more cautious.

[onehole]

:c
I'm Fukuda. And you are?

EH? More cautious? What's that?

[casaposa]

[This person!!! How's he supposed to deal with this?? He just keeps trying!! Caesar's tempted to stop responding, but-]

I'm Caesar.

What is that? The :c? Is that another one of your games?

[onehole]

Hi, Caesar.

And it's a sad face! See : are the eyes and the mouth is the c.

[casaposa]

[Local grandpa gets angry about emotes ten hours unskippable.

He makes a bunch of ' :c :c :c :p :j :) ' on his keypad, tilts his phone to see the experimental faces and-

Abruptly deletes them all.]

You can just say you're sad. You don't have to use strange symbols to get that across Fukuda.