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[onehole]

What is your favorite number?

There are wrong answers.

Comments

[saezuru]

Assault
I was in for 4 years

Thanks

[ He would deadpan like this irl too I'm sorry ]

[onehole]

[ Aw... he can't talk about being a serial killer now... ]

Wow.
Wait, can a bodyguard get thrown in jail for assault??

You're welcome, brother!

[saezuru]

[ Alas, he is not that exciting a criminal... ]

I wasn't a bodyguard back then
But you probably could?
Most people just don't press charges

[onehole]

Oh!
What a rebel you are!

[saezuru]

Not particularly
I just couldn't stop punching someone

[ He says that, but he clearly could have killed the guy if he'd really wanted to. ]

[onehole]

Scary, scary. :)

[saezuru]

It helps with the job, at least

[ This is the extent of his sense of humor, I'm sorry ]

[onehole]

[ it okay. that was fukuda's attempt at humor, too. ]

Well, the person deserved it!
So I know you aren't really a scary person, brother.

[saezuru]

He did :)

[ Is he doing that right? Yeah, totally. He actually doesn't mind the "brother" thing either, it feels just like home... finally he's the aniki... ]

Thanks
I'm only scary when I need to be

[onehole]

[ !!!!!!

Brother!!!!!! ]

I thought so!

I hope you never have to be scary with me, brother! :D

[saezuru]

I hope so too

As long as you don't try to hurt my boss we should be fine

[onehole]

I don't even know who your boss is, but I have no intention of hurting anyone anyway!

[saezuru]

Good :)
Then we will get along

[onehole]

Hooray!
I guess that makes us friends!

[saezuru]

I guess so
I am Chikara Doumeki
What is your name?

[onehole]

Tamotsu Fukuda. :)
Nice to meet you, brother.

[saezuru]

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<span sty;e="font-family:courier new">Nice to meet you as well
Your calling me "brother" reminds me of home</span>

[ <smalL>as long as it's aniki and not oniichan</smalL> ]

[onehole]

Does it!
I guess a lot of people rely on you.

[ He means "kyoudai!" So. Both meanings. ]

wow my HTML sure broke in that one huh

[saezuru]

[ that'll do, fukuda, that'll do ]

Mm. Not particularly
You could say I have a lot of brothers
I'm fairly new so I defer to them

IT'S ALL GOOD, FRIEND

[onehole]

That so?

Hey, hey.
Are you in a gang?

[saezuru]

Yes
Back home

[ Doumeki, people generally lie about these things, you know... ]

1/2

[onehole]

[ .................. ]

[onehole]

Brother, I worry about you.
That honesty about you is scary.

[saezuru]

[ Where has he heard that before. ]

I can see that

None of the other families are here
Even if they were
All I care about is protecting my boss

[onehole]

WOW.

A real yakuza boss.
















Can I meet him?