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[ The Sanguis moon is out and Samatoki's wolf features have manifested yet again. His white hair is bushy and messy, but it's still easy to spot the white pointy ears peeking out atop his head. His tail, from the video, isn't that easy to spot, but it's wagging slowly from left to right, then right to left.

The video is held up at a selfie angle, and metal bars can be seen behind him. Is he in a... cell? And is he chilling on the floor? Yeah. ]

Hey, chicks and dicks of Lunatia. Name's Samatoki, and this is one of the holding cells in the city. How'd I get here? [ He chuckles. Somehow, he seems proud of being arrested?!?!? ] Some shits were bein' creeps to some people at a bar so I stepped in and got into a fight. The rest're in another cell, so it's just me here with no one to talk to. The cops said I could moonlace with 'em if I wanna pay bail. Shit, not even a dumbass would do that.

You'd think people'd let you go after destroyin' a hugeass window 'cause you saved a buncha lives, but I guess that's just not how society works. [ Why is he talking about society now ] The shitty Moon Knights said bail's 300 Chroma. I ain't got that much, but it's not a big deal. I got... 9 more hours 'til they release me.

Was goin' through the app store 'cause I got nothin' else to do and downloaded this rhythm game called Boom Fantasy. Said it's the number one app and all. Took a while for the game to patch but when it finally did, I played through the tutorial and got 4-star and some 3-stars. Guess my luck ain't so bad, and that makes up for gettin' cuffed and endin' up here.

[ He's so bored!!! There's a moment of silence where he just shows the rest of the cell. It's empty except for the one magazine on the floor. Samatoki's been laying on the floor for some time until he decided to make this post. ]

Anyone else play this shit? I get 5 gems if I make 3 new friends.

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what do you mean 'what's the problem'? i'm amazed they don't take away your device while incarcerated.

i'm just saying that it takes a real dumb and carefree type to be in jail, posting it online like some hipster, then asking for people to play a game with them.

also what's the point with this 3 and 4 star stuff? you don't sound like you're talking about ratings you get for passing a stage.

takes someone even dumber to reply to that person
dunno why they didnt take the phone away
guess theyre used to me already
and the stars aint for finishing a song its how rare the cards you get are

[ Ugh, he can't believe he knows this. He's hung out with a weeb far too long... ]

wow excuse me? i can assure you i'm hella smarter than you are.

and what's this about rare cards? are these like waifus or something?

sure
and what the fuck
no
the game has some kinda rarity thing for the cards you play
a rarer card means its stronger
i dont give a shit about waifus and uguus
im not an otaku

> don't give a shit about waifus
> uses uguus
> otaku denial

lol sure. are you someone that just pretends to be a normal then?

used to know someone who talks like that
thats all

that's what all closet nerds say.

fine
dont believe me
idc

[ But he doesn't really care about what other people think of him, in the first place. People call him dumb all the time and he barely reacts to it. ]

[It's okay she doesn't care either. Unless people out her on her internet habits. A hypocrite she is.]

it's not like you're helping your own case right about now.

what
i dont have to prove shit to you

and i don't have to believe you're a so-called normal.

wouldnt say im normal
i just dont watch anime or collect figures

[ He's hardcore is what he is.

It's what he would call himself, anyway... ]

so you're a gamer otaku then?

what no
imma rapper

come again?

im a rapper

i'd question that, but it sounds about right for the rappers i've heard of.

never mind, i take back everything i thought about you.

you're just a dumbass

[I'M REALLY SORRY FOR HER.]

if you think thats supposed to be insulting then you got another thing coming

[ Yeah, he's a dumbass... people call him out on it all the time :( ]

I suppose I understand your numbness to name calling. Sadly it’s seeming like a thing we have in common.

[She can be called a ‘bitch’ to her face and she doesn’t flinch, so...]

whats so sad about that
it means you got thick skin

i won’t deny that.
I need it for my job
And i can only imagine you need it for yours if you really are a rapper.

why does it sound like you don't believe me
oi

i'll believe ur a rapper if you believe i graduated from university at 17 with a degree in neuroscience

[That's actually true for her but people tend to not believe her so...]

sure
smart people skip grades and all after all

guess that is true, we do. at least in america. guess if you accept that i'll accept you're a rapper.
one day you'll have to drop a beat for me.

[is that how it works? she doesn't know.]

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