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[juniorchampion]

[ Yuri is very used to social media, but the network here isn't quite like the social media back at home. That doesn't stop him from trying to use it in the same way.

He posts a picture of himself in a simple all-black outfit in front of the skating rink. ]

First day back at skating.

#iceskating #yuriplisetsky #goingtokeepwinning

[ Nailed it. ]

Comments

[juniorchampion]

I'm not a kid. Get that through your stupid head.
Then you have bad taste. Why would you like something that's killing your lungs?

[depreciated]

You look and act like one. What are you, then?
And I've been asked this before here. How funny.

[juniorchampion]

I'm sixteen.
That makes me a teenager.
It's in the name.

What's funny about it? It just shows it's a dumb decision.

[depreciated]

Compared to me, you're still definitely a child.

It's funny that people care enough about what I do.

[juniorchampion]

What kind of logic is that? You're an old man.

It's like seeing somebody about to stab themselves. It's so dumb that it's hard to ignore.

[depreciated]

If I'm an old man then shouldn't you respect me more?

[juniorchampion]

You have to earn respect.
You don't get it just because you're old.
I know a lot of old assholes.
+1 now.

[depreciated]

In my day, children definitely had more respect.

[As if he just ignored what Yuri just said.

And he's only five years older.]

[juniorchampion]

Back in your day, they had dinosaurs!!!!
:P
Go choke on a stick.
You're not even that much older!

[ Yuri manages to contradict himself all within a few seconds. ]

[depreciated]

I don't understand.
Am I old or not?
You're not being clear.

[juniorchampion]

You're old.
I'm just not young enough for you to treat me like some kind of kid.
It's not that hard to understand.

[depreciated]

But you said I'm so old there were dinosaurs. It sounds like something a child would say.

[juniorchampion]

You're the one who pretends like you're so much older than me.
Doesn't that make you the kid?
Like being older is better.

[depreciated]

Your logic is still lost on me.
I'm old and then I'm also like a kid.
Being indecisive like you...
Doesn't that make you a child?

[juniorchampion]

Your body can be old but you can be immature like a kid.
It's not that hard to understand.

[depreciated]

What a deep thought for somebody like you.

[juniorchampion]

You're just being too stupid to see my point.
Having an old body but the head of a kid is probably the worst way to do it.

[depreciated]

I think that having a narrow-minded viewpoint is very harmful thing.