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[juniorchampion]

[ Yuri is very used to social media, but the network here isn't quite like the social media back at home. That doesn't stop him from trying to use it in the same way.

He posts a picture of himself in a simple all-black outfit in front of the skating rink. ]

First day back at skating.

#iceskating #yuriplisetsky #goingtokeepwinning

[ Nailed it. ]

Comments

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[juniorchampion]

What does you breaking a door have to do with anything?
If I become a cat and you try anything, I'll scratch your face.

[ Not petting. ]

Why would I be at the rink if I turn into an animal? I can't skate.

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[kingfuckboy]

you won't be a big cat
you'll be a kitten
there's a difference

a kitten is small and cute :)

[ he's honestly asking fr it ]

sometimes you're like only part animal
like just ears and tail or something
you could still skate with a tail right??

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[juniorchampion]

I'm not waiting to turn into a tiger.
I'm going to mess your face up right now.
Where are you?

[ No, Yuri hasn't forgotten he's a huge dragon. He just has no concept of caring. Maybe it helps that, of all the things he finds JJ capable of, actually killing somebody isn't on the list. ]

[kingfuckboy]

are you sure about that, kitten???

i'm at home

wait do you know where i live??

[juniorchampion]

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Damn it. ]

Where do you live?

[kingfuckboy]

i live in the free apartments for now

are you sure you want to tho??

maybe you'll catch me holding hands with someone

or something else lewd

[juniorchampion]

YOU'RE A FUCKING DRAGON!
YOU CAN'T DO STUFF WITH HUMANS WHEN YOU'RE A DRAGON!
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!!!!!

[ Where's the brain bleach? He needs the brain bleach. ]

[kingfuckboy]

uhhhhhhhhh

yeah you're totally right kitten i absolutely cannot do things as a dragon

nope

that's totally weird

[ he's totally laughing on his end, not sorry ]